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Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

346 replies

morningpaper · 23/05/2007 20:14

So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?


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BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly


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OP posts:
wurlywurly · 23/05/2007 20:56

I cant believe how negative all you MN mums are i'm going to flouncy back to NM where they are all cute and cuddly
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245 days since my last anal probe

ellenkpa · 23/05/2007 20:56

you realise this is gonna get us all into HUGE trouble
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BABY NO 1 is 3 years and blah blah days old

BABY NO 2 is 5 weeks and 5 days old and asleep on my lap cos he won't let me put him down

BeatrootandBenedick · 23/05/2007 20:57

do you think I can get away with chatting while dh peels 20 shallots?
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1 min since i unloaded the dishwasher
10 secs since I loaded the dishwasher

2 days since my nipples started hurting
1 day and 1 hour and 45 seconds since I checked my coil was in place

insert glitterey yellow bow
4 large pictures of dc.
and pouting one of me

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morningpaper · 23/05/2007 20:57

oooh yes very good

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40 MINUTES since I last took a Valium

TWO DAYS until I run out of MediSed

TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT YEARS until I am getting married again

My house is worth £76,895

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MissGolightly · 23/05/2007 20:58

No no Wurly, we are all NM mums here, remember? Blowing some love your way....

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Angel number one is snoring like a drunk at christmas

Angel number two is a twinkle in his daddy's eye. Awwwwwww.

WideWebWitch · 23/05/2007 20:58

How are you fluffy bunnikins? (((hugs))))

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I have put my children in front of FIFTEEN hours of tv today

We are down to our last THIRTY Fruit Shoots

Only ONE day to go to my frontal lobotomy!!!!

beansprout · 23/05/2007 20:58

Aw hun, sorry to hear that

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Ds has spent 295 precious days in childcare

Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get.

[picture of dog in sunglasses]

Twiglett · 23/05/2007 20:58

kissy bunnies

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Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars

298 seconds since I was last pedantic

MegaLegs · 23/05/2007 20:59

PMSL this is more like it. Classic MN. I'm not witty enough to come up with one but this is priceless.

tombley · 23/05/2007 20:59

Oooh I forgot to say (((((((hugs)))))))) to all , must be the wine. hic.

It has been 5 years since my last alcohol free day
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It will be 8 minutes before DH finds the last of the vodka I've hidden behind the curtains.

Insert pic of me looking sloshed as usual.
Insert picture of eeyore being cutely sad.
Insert the tel no of AA here.

DontCallMeBaby · 23/05/2007 20:59

Hello, I'm new!

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It's been four minutes since I last decided Tickettastic.com was more interesting that revision

It is twelve days until I fail my exams because of the interweb

My li'l angel is three years two months six days twelve hours and twenty four minutes old

and is in a different county

< me looking up at the webcam to disguise multiple chins >

< something sparkly and animated that looks like a scrotum but can't be surely? >

wurlywurly · 23/05/2007 21:01

getting my NM and MN confused

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Baby 1 is 7 years and 361 days
baby 2 is 2 years and 364 days

3 days til my period.
5 minutes til I have to redo my eyeliner

beansprout · 23/05/2007 21:01

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I am 5 weeks, 3 days and 1 hour pregnant

It is 28 minutes since I last checked my knickers.

NKF · 23/05/2007 21:02

I don't even know this website but that made me laugh. More please.

wurlywurly · 23/05/2007 21:03

NKF did you miss my contaversial thread last week then??

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morningpaper · 23/05/2007 21:03

Please can we not have any posts of an ADULT NATURE!!! Thnx hun xxx

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I am possessed by TWELVE devils

8 MINUTES since I last wet myself

34 MINUTES since I last dribbled down my blouse

FORTY-NINE YEARS until I pay off my student loan

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oggsfrog · 23/05/2007 21:03

Aw, (((((((Hugs)))))) back to you Davina (You don't mind if I call you Davina do you Hun)

Still seem to be having trouble with these dratted tickers.

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It is 45 FEET since I last ate chicken

My favourite food is 6 YEARS ago

It has been 7 SECONDS since I last waxed my legs

iT IS 25 DAYS since I LAST pOLISHED MY SUITCASE

< INSERT SPARKLY PICTURE OF SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM >

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wurlywurly · 23/05/2007 21:04

PMSL

nannyogg · 23/05/2007 21:04

Awww Snaff, (((((HUGS)))) back at'cha. xxxxx

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It has been 1 hour since baby fell asleep on the couch.

I am going to bed in 1 hour.

I will be refusing sex in about 2 hours.

It has been 2 minutes since I had a chocolate hob nob.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.

MissGolightly · 23/05/2007 21:05

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My little fairy-cake-baker is 1 year and 24 days.

His daddy is coming out to his parents in 3 weeks, 4 days and 3 hours.

I am in Denial.

ruddynorah · 23/05/2007 21:06

hi newbies. gr8 2 c u all. what ave yous all been up2? later babes (((((hugs)))))

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baby 1 is 3 months and 2 days old

we have been weaning for 1 month

[insert large moving photomontage thing including wedding photos, graduation photo plus 4d scan photos and many, many, baby photos]

[insert large glittery text of my real name plus large X]

WideWebWitch · 23/05/2007 21:07

Oh sorry hun, I didn't know you couldn't say cunt here xxxxxxx

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TWELVE minutes since I rang the man I'm stalking

ScaryHairy · 23/05/2007 21:07

Hi Huns!!!!!!! Are you all well????

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[Yellow ribbon]

13 days until my next period

330 days since our little darling changed our lives...forever

5 hours since she last pee'd on the floor.

I have £2.71 in my current account.

My DH is 38 years, 4 months, minutes and 13 seconds young!

ThisIsDavinaPleaseDoNotSwear · 23/05/2007 21:09

If you have a little boy
All your very own,
Then you have enough and more
To make a happy home

Just wanted to share this poem with you as it reminds me of why I am so blessed !!!!

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MY BMI is 34.1 - only 16llbs to go

Mummies Little Toast Monster is 3 years and 4 days old

TTC No 4 (YES I'M CRAZY!!!!!!)

WanderingTrolley · 23/05/2007 21:10

Oooh naughty naughty language www

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THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME TO KICK: a kitten

LAST SAW MY TOES: sometime in the eighties

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