Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

[morningpaper]

So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?

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BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly

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diva - did oyu just parp me on NM???? if not I may have started something..............

glad i didnt sign up with my real name,cant believe your real name shows up.

i better leave it alone now as i dont want to get in trouble with MN

%%%%i wub my hub%%%%

yes 'twas me!!!

maria bitchery

Twas me Amanda Parping

Nice to parp with you Maria Bitchery!!

Better stop now as this could get really out of hand!!!!

you got called hun!! pmsl

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3 inches added to my calf muscles from pushing the baby rocker

1 load of washing up still not done

30 minutes until prince big willy gets home and I try and jump him.

@>> @>> @>> @>> @-->>

I parped you both!!! Now how do I make a parping ticker.....

who is vicky?
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day 36 of 28 day cycle

is it alright if i scream now?

oooh hunnies I am loving having a mornig cleaning the house form top to bottom while my goreous hubby gets his beauty sleep.

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It has been 3 HOURS 25 MINUTES SINCE MY LAST VALIUM

I'm having a skippy-dippy fabby-wabby day wearing my brand new Christina Aguilera style wiggle skirt!

Luv you huns! xxx

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Wife to the rather spent penis-owner formally known as Prince Big Willy

Mother to the dahlink children now staring glassy eyed at Cbeebies

@-->> A rose for you from the angels

And sadly...NM has removed the tickers.

They'll all be coming here!!

I somehow missed this thread -alerted to it by MP's round-up email.

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Its been 2 hours 45 mins since I last trod on a piece of lego and swore loudly

Its been 2 days and 4 hrs since the cat last chucked up on the living room rug

My library book is 2 weeks and 4 days overdue

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oh I vaguely remember it but have had a good laugh at it again today

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its been 15 days since I had a job
its been 15 hours since I fantasy purchased a new laptop
its been 15 minutes since I spent any money on line
I have eaten 1.5 chocolate biscuits since starting this message

They wouldnt want me on NM.

Its been 54 minutes since I last buried a small pet.

22 minutes since I last shouted at a hapless call centre worker in Mumbay

Fuck knows how long since I last had sex.

Kisses to you all......

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Ah, happy memories.

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It has been 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour 35 minutes since I last posted something that was quoted by morningpaper

It will be the crack of doom before I do it again

It has been 7 months 2 weeks 7 hours since I made a liar of myself by not failing my exams because of the interweb

It will be 3 weeks exactly until I discover I failed my latest set of exams because the previous lot made me cocky and the interweb didn't go away

For dinner I am having chicken kievs, chips and sweetcorn, but I wish I was having this

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Jordan Rex II is 18 years, 5 months, 8 days and 12 seconds old

Jordan Rex I is 15 years, 1 month, 20 days and 39 seconds old

It is 4 years since I last thought about sex. Unfortunately it is only 4 days since I last had sex.

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15 seconds since I last bumped a thread

643 days since I put this STICK up my arse

I am on my THIRD valium of the day!!! 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxmy hunnibunsxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Morning hunnis!

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20 seconds since I last passed a bit of wee while sneezing

2 hours before I can remove my pelvic floor muscle training cones

5 days since I last had a shower

My baby had 12 chicken nuggets for tea

Heeey girrlz luv u lots!

It has been 4 weeks since I killed the last mouse
DS has shat in the toilet 3 times this week

45 days since I last had any s*x (oops, standards are slipping)