Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

[morningpaper]

So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?


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BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly






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[madamez]

Heeey girrlz luv u lots!

It has been 4 weeks since I killed the last mouse
DS has shat in the toilet 3 times this week

45 days since I last had any s*x (oops, standards are slipping)

[BumperliciousNeedsaGlassofWine]

Morning hunnis!

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20 seconds since I last passed a bit of wee while sneezing

2 hours before I can remove my pelvic floor muscle training cones

5 days since I last had a shower

My baby had 12 chicken nuggets for tea

[S1ur]

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15 seconds since I last bumped a thread<br />
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643 days since I put this STICK up my arse<br />
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I am on my THIRD valium of the day!!! <br />
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxmy hunnibunsxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Cloudhopper]

For dinner I am having chicken kievs, chips and sweetcorn, but I wish I was having this

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Jordan Rex II is 18 years, 5 months, 8 days and 12 seconds old

Jordan Rex I is 15 years, 1 month, 20 days and 39 seconds old

It is 4 years since I last thought about sex. Unfortunately it is only 4 days since I last had sex.

[DontCallMeBaby]

Ah, happy memories.

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It has been 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour 35 minutes since I last posted something that was quoted by morningpaper

It will be the crack of doom before I do it again

It has been 7 months 2 weeks 7 hours since I made a liar of myself by not failing my exams because of the interweb



It will be 3 weeks exactly until I discover I failed my latest set of exams because the previous lot made me cocky and the interweb didn't go away

[mellowma]

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[mellowma]

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[Fubsy]

They wouldnt want me on NM.

Its been 54 minutes since I last buried a small pet.

22 minutes since I last shouted at a hapless call centre worker in Mumbay

Fuck knows how long since I last had sex.

Kisses to you all......

[K20]

oh I vaguely remember it but have had a good laugh at it again today

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its been 15 days since I had a job
its been 15 hours since I fantasy purchased a new laptop
its been 15 minutes since I spent any money on line
I have eaten 1.5 chocolate biscuits since starting this message

[BettySpaghetti]

I somehow missed this thread -alerted to it by MP's round-up email.

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Its been 2 hours 45 mins since I last trod on a piece of lego and swore loudly

Its been 2 days and 4 hrs since the cat last chucked up on the living room rug

My library book is 2 weeks and 4 days overdue

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[trendaverter]

And sadly...NM has removed the tickers.

They'll all be coming here!!

[SueBaroo]

I'm having a skippy-dippy fabby-wabby day wearing my brand new Christina Aguilera style wiggle skirt!


Luv you huns! xxx

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Wife to the rather spent penis-owner formally known as Prince Big Willy

Mother to the dahlink children now staring glassy eyed at Cbeebies

@-->> A rose for you from the angels

[harrisey]

oooh hunnies I am loving having a mornig cleaning the house form top to bottom while my goreous hubby gets his beauty sleep.

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It has been 3 HOURS 25 MINUTES SINCE MY LAST VALIUM

[divastrop]

who is vicky?
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day 36 of 28 day cycle

is it alright if i scream now?

[whomovedmychocolate]

I parped you both!!! Now how do I make a parping ticker.....

[SueBaroo]

you got called hun!! pmsl

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3 inches added to my calf muscles from pushing the baby rocker

1 load of washing up still not done

30 minutes until prince big willy gets home and I try and jump him.

@>> @>> @>> @>> @-->>

[Flumpybumpy]

Twas me Amanda Parping

Nice to parp with you Maria Bitchery!!

Better stop now as this could get really out of hand!!!!

[divastrop]

yes 'twas me!!!

maria bitchery

[divastrop]

glad i didnt sign up with my real name,cant believe your real name shows up.

i better leave it alone now as i dont want to get in trouble with MN

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%%%%i wub my hub%%%%

[Flumpybumpy]

diva - did oyu just parp me on NM???? if not I may have started something..............

[Flumpybumpy]

diva, i just set one up to LOL

PARP PARP

[divastrop]

come and say hi to me so we can all parp

[divastrop]

ok ive signed up,let me know if you start a thread or parp from one.its too scary over there to look for anything that p**s me off.

[harrisey]

I am not feeling well

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I have been banned from the library computer for : 9 hours 34 mins

I cant go back on till : Wednesday

Its : ALL YOU FAULT