Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

[morningpaper]

So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?


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BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly






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[trendaverter]

This thread just made my day

cya l8r huns! xxoxxxxoxxxoxxxxxxxoxxpxxxxxxox

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3 MINUTES since I last blew my nose
7 MINUTES since I last laughed so hard a bit of wee came out
3 WEEKS since I last got laid
8 MONTHS since I looked at the 2 little blue lines on the stcik and said 'Oh Shit'
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[LieselVentouse]

V. funny - my boss so knows Im not working

[SpringBunny]

hello I'm new here, feeling all fluffy and pink but not sure I will be welcome as i am a WOHM?
But I do a full cooked breakfast for my little ones, put a casserole in the slow cooker for tea and clean the house before I go to work (for charidee helping underprivileged young people of course).

Oh and I went to ds assembly at school this morning - oh huns it was sooo sweet.

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TARGET WEIGHT 8st 7 lbs

WEIGHT LOSS TO GO TO TARGET 12 stone

[lummox]

Hi all. I'm new here, and I like to ranDomly Capitalise WORDS.


It is 4 HOURS since I took advice from my solicitor about this thread.

It will be 5 DAYS before morningpaper receives my letter before action.

My draft Particulars of Claim contain 73 DIFFERENT ALLEGATIONS of holding my avatar up to ridicule and contempt.

[MellowMa]

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[MellowMa]

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[beansprout]

I think Nescafe make lovely coffee. If people in poor countries want to buy formula, it's up to them!!

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18 hours since I last had it up the arse.

9 hours until dh and I go dogging

[harrisey]

I've just been asked to stop laughing or leave the college library!!


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*25 seconds since I offended a librarian 2 minutes since i snorted fizzy water down my nose all over the desk 1 minute since I ran out of hankies to mop up the mess I am going NOW*

[CheesyFeet]

I have just found this thread thanks to the adorable morningpaper's fantastic roundup and it's just so lovely I really felt I ought to resurrect it and share the fluffiness with you all




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3 hours 41 mins since I last read a thread that made me want to vom

2 mins 40 secs until I look around the kitchen for something nice to eat. Again.

[doggiesayswoof]

lolol

How are you all today huns?
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FIVE HOURS 22 MINUTES since I left dd at nursery to come to work

FIVE HOURS 4 MINUTES since I actually did any work

TWENTY HOURS 3 MINUTES to go before my lungs burst halfway up a big hill (why did I say I would do it????)
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[insert pic of dd with her name underneath so's I can remember what she looks like]

[whomovedmychocolate]

Evening lovies. Well it has been a lovely day taking care of my enormous cock but it's so lovely to come home and settle down with my friends here. Big hugs!

Am sprinkling baby dust around for those who want it.

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It has been 34 minutes since my last Prozac pill.

I haven't bought a new twinset in 2 weeks.

My chuff smells of lilacs.

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Insert .gif of cross eyed kitten.

[whomovedmychocolate]

Beansprout - support your view hon. After all, what will they whiten their coffee with, it's not like they can use cows right. They are sacred aint they?

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[akaJamiesMum]

[akaJamiesMum]

You evil beggers.

[divastrop]

you are cheeky WHOMOVEDMYCHOCOLATE-i was worried your pic would steam up my rose-coloured specs!
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DAY 35 of 28 day cycle

i am currently:INSANE

i have been drinking:LOTS OF GIN

[BellaBear]

lol


I'm waiting for a baby.....
I'm wishing for ten tiny fingers
and ten tiny toes
Sprinkle babydust over me
and wish me luck
heart.heart,heart,heart
.gif pregnant tummy

[Flumpybumpy]

What would we say if they did start a 'NM temporary members thread' How funny would that be Oooo I wish they would .

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2 mins since my last slug wine

5 mins since my last chuck of choc

[whomovedmychocolate]

I think we should all head over there en masse and then pointedly parp and leave.

A mass parping if you will

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Someone Special
Someone Dear
Someone New
To Love Is Here!
WE HAVE A NEW COCKROACH
born on FRIDAY
at 10:23
HIS NAME IS FRED
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our hard shelled lump-o-love

[Flumpybumpy]

Just popped over but apart from now having stupid sparkly spot sin front of my eyes, I didn't have a farking clue how to get on to a board let alone how to post.

If anyone maganes it add a parp from me

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3 minutes since I finished the wine

5 minutes since I finished the choc

1 minute since I reached for the headache tablets after visiting NM

[Flumpybumpy]

maganes wtf?????????

[divastrop]

awwwwwwwwwwww CONGRATS on your NEW ARRIVAL whomoved ((((((((((((hugz))))))))))))))


i have drunk:TOO MUCH

i have eaten:TOO LITTLE

i currently feel:SICK

[harrisey]

I am not feeling well

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I have been banned from the library computer for : 9 hours 34 mins

I cant go back on till : Wednesday

Its : ALL YOU FAULT

[divastrop]

ok ive signed up,let me know if you start a thread or parp from one.its too scary over there to look for anything that p**s me off.

[divastrop]

come and say hi to me so we can all parp

[Flumpybumpy]

diva, i just set one up to LOL

PARP PARP