Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

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So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?

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BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly

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OMG... I can't believe how clicky it is on here... it's discusting.

(((((HUGS))) to any all the netmums out there. Luv ya!!

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
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I'm loosing my flab! 35 stones lost, only 10 ten to go!

50 days til my dream wedding in Jamaica

48 days til dp is let out of the clanger for holding up the local post office.

18 years and 125 days since I lost my virginity.

Courtney-Chanel is 6 years and 2 days

You know I did actually sign up there years ago, but never posted. I wanted to de-register in a snit because of the Nestle ad, but I couldn't remember my sign in so I didn't.

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19 days to my darling's 3rd birthday

15 days until I start thinking about whether to have a party or not

18 days until I over reach myself with the party arrangements and have a nervous breakdown

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Pot of recycled Petit Filous to the first one to make one and link to it

Mrs Badger, I saw that page turning thing - awful

petits filous please

nopetit filou the link dont work

arse

I guess I'm still a bit raw and seeing you all taking the michael, well it feels like you are having a go at me seeing as how I was part of the site for so long.

I don't particuarly like the coffeehouse, but netmums was more than that forum. Despite all that has happened, everyone involved with the site has the best of intentions even if they are currently misguided.

They are just normal mums with feelings, like you and me.

Anyone want to play a game???? (go on it'll be grrrreeeaaaatttttt )

ABC - describe your better half.

I'll start

A = Adorable (giggle) (he really is you know, I'm sooooooooo lucky)

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20 MINUTES since my adorable dh asked for a blow job

20 SECONDS since I picked the last pube from between my teeth

19 MINUTES and 58 SECONDS since I necked a bottle of vodka

5 SECONDS until I go and throw up

Life may not be the party we'd hoped for, but while we're here we may as well dance around our fake croc handbags

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something wholesome

do you want a spoon

IOS Its the tickers that we hate not the mums

sugarfree kindly handed me a rusty one for purposes of scooping eyes out - that'll do fine.

(oggsfrog - Graphic Interchange Format)

aw islandofsodor don't feel like that

There are LOADS of forums who have tickers - Mumsnet is one of the only ones that doesn't

I have no idea who uses Netmums and who doesn't - I know there are lots of members of both sites who flit between them

we are just playing xxx

Sugarfree 22:17

I'm all sparklied out. I've never seen Netmums site until tonight - SOOO many photo's. And everybody has a name!

wuv from
Tracie-Sharrhhon xx

Cute!

Good grief Bran has a time machine

"6 hours and 19 mins ago ds finally did a poo in the potty

6 hours and 23 mins ago I texted dh to tell him about the poo

6 hours and 24 mins ago dh phone to congratulate ds"

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24 years, 13 days and 27 minutes till Twig develops her own time machine

3 days till I win the lottery

if we add up all of our tomorrows, today will still be more important

Emma's Diary is the same

MP, I wasn't just a normal member, I was a site editor (though never a mod on the coffeehouse)

2 weeks ago I got kicked off ther site eds private forum for publicly flouncing at the Nestle thing. I had been part of that group for 4 years since I set my site up.

Ah

Thanks Badger, that's that one sorted out ((((((hugs))))))

Bloody hell MP,'Vince' gave me a bit of a fright there.

OH furrychimpanzees!!! I've just done the daftest thing. I've gone and letf my washing on the line and its raining! lollllllllllllll what am I like??? DH is going to go mad! lolllll

2 days until my 2008 calendar featuring soft focus photoraphs of kittens arrives from www.calendarsfortosspots.com

3 minutes until I force myself to vomit up the 4 packets of jaffa cakes I have consumed while flicking compulsively between internet forums (netmums.com, foxybingo.com, womensaid.com, overeatersanonymous.com etc)

17 yrs, 6 mths, 2 weeks & 1 day until 'Darling' daughter grows up and fucks off out of here so I can devote myself to posting on Netmums full-time.