Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

[morningpaper]

So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?

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BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly

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islandofsodor I had no idea! I'm really sorry to hear that! Poor you

ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID TWIGLETT? It all makes sense when you realise that darling hubby-wubby is actually Dr Who.

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43 seconds until I invite Twiglett to take this outside

15 hours until I look up the theory of relativity on the internet

1,000 years until I understand the theory of relativity

No Petit Filous this time Hun.Try again and BE CAREFUL this time.

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Now I am OFF TO BED xxx

shameful

HERE

Leave it Bran Hun,she's not werf it!

Anyone no wot is appening in eastenders? fill me in plaese.

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Mummy is 30 years old and 3 months and 26 days
Daddy is 36 years old and 1 month and 8 days
I am 5 years old and 25 days
Mummy is 28 weeks pregnant with my sister

Only 278 days till Santa comes!

I love my kids

Proud to be a chef's wife

IOS sorry to hear that too, but come on - this is just a laugh

Please join us and make up your own ticker. Something along the lines of

It has been two weeks since I was kicked off Netmums for publicly making a stand against corrupt multinational.

Go on go on go on go on GO ON!

Hi huns ((((Hugs)))) XXXX kisses

I agree with everyfink you say. Poor you. I agree. You're right. Never mind hun.

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19 days 21 hours since I learnt to make toast

3 months 8 days 10 minutes until my my princesses make my life complete

4 hours 16 minutes 22 seconds since my hubby#2 squeezed my buns

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XXI MARRIED MY SOUL MATEXX
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EXPECTING TWIN PRINCESSES**
KAIYLYNNE ANNE & JAIYLYYNE FRAN**
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((((Insert a photo of two baby hands entwined and making the shape of a love-heart)))))

Bird Babies Tweetie and Beaker

Angel cat KissyWhizz always in our hearts

(((((Insert big picture of a dead stuffed cat here wearing a yellow ribbon))))))

hi huns [twinkly jumping epileptic attack inducing letters]
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5 minutes since i started pissing myself laughing
1 minute since i laughed so hard i farted
30 seconds till i wake the baby up and all the fun is over

pic of sad sparkly teddy bear

gaint ticker of an insect with my DD1s face superimposed on its face

gaint ticker of a fairy with DD2s face superimposed on its face

gaint ticker of a pair of underpants with my DPs face superimposed on them

PMSL so much I just knocked my glass of wine onto the floor.

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20 seconds since I last used a dustpan and brush
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Ooooo you are all sooooo funny huns! Hugz to y'all. I laughed to hard I had to change my panty liner.
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11 hours until my family are on the next edition of Jeremy Kyle

Ooh MaPickle, silly you not to stock up on Tena Lady, eh?! Nevermind babes, have one of my virtual jam rags (((KISSES)))) You can owe me back when we finally meet (cant wait hunnie!!! mwah! ) at at the 'Netmums proudly sponsored by Nestle Coffee Morning In Aid of Making Loads More Money for ...umm..Us...Obviously."

Wuv woo hunneee (((HUGS))))

I'd love to join in but I'm not worthy.

Still LOL

Oh bran hun [jumping up and down sad face with real tears]. I was not calling you stupid. I am so sorry. I was just joshing

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12 hours since I've laughed at someone onscreen for being dumb

1 minute since I've been completely insincere

8 hours 15 mins till Baby 2 is 4 weeks old and old enough for ear piercing

oh now Twiglett and bran - kiss and make up [picture of 2 bears hugging]. Life is too short for silly rows - we need to share some love [group hug].

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It has been 2 WEEKS since I last had to de nit my darlings

It has been 2 DAYS since our last threadworm treatment

It has been 3 WEEKS since I last cleaned up vomit

[picture of girls with hair tied up in giant pony tails on top of their heads]

Oh Twiglett babes, hun, sweetie!!!!!!!! I'm just a bit sensitive about being stupid and it just makes me snap when I think someone is saying that about me. Even my straight A's at school, my first at oxbridge and my phd in astrophysics haven't reassured my that I'm not stupid.

Hugs and [sparkly] tears. [puke making quotation about true friendship]

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13 seconds since I last lied about my qualifications

15 mins until I next challenge someone to a fight

Hi hunny buns!!!!

It's been 19 hours since I last picked my nose
I last had a poo 2 hours 15 minutes ago

Never (until now) have I called anyone hunny bun

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Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in

Snobs

Hi, hugs and XXXX to all.

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2 hours since my last post
3 minutes til my last post
8 hours til my next vodka

I can't believe I missed this last night..PMSL!

You are all so adorable - I thank my lucky stars I found you all

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It has been 35 MINS since my cutsey prince went for a snuggley nap

It has been 7 DAYS since DH told me I had a beautiful fanjo

It has been ALMOST A WEEK since my cat puked on my soft furnishings

Mommy's little soldier has done 3 POOP's today

PMSL

My boss is giving me very strange looks!!!!

2 hours since I did any work

and probably 2 hours away from being sacked for playing on MN at work