I got up to check on the DC last night and tip toed across the squeaky landing. Returning to the bedroom, I somehow managed to walk/bump into the lever door handle. The door handle threaded itself down the side of my pants, stopping any forward motion of said pants. My arse, however, was still in motion. I was still on tip toe, managed to get a front bum wedgie, and tip forwards. I put my hands out to stop my fall, and DH woke up to find me doing a weird half handstand while attached to the door and muttering 'Fuck, fuck, fuck'. He pissed himself laughing rather than helping to free me, the bastard. I have a cracking bruise on my hip and a carpet burn on my elbow, but the pants are still intact. I am quite impressed by the engineering, tbh. Anyone else hung themselves upside down from a door?
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SnakeyMcBadass · 27/01/2014 10:35
I am awful for getting caught on doors.
I have a work blouse which has roll up sleeves with a strap and button arrangement to hold the roll and make it look more professional.
I was in an important/very professional meeting with HMRC auditors (yep, that bad!) and needed to leave to get some additional information. On the way out the door (which opened outwards) I was doing the "walk in a determined, professional, competant fashion" as everyone was sort of watching me go.
My lovely blouse strap got caught and held, I didn't realise, and then it pinged me back into the room, catching my elbow on the handle in the process. I was left dangling from the handle, trying not to swear and nursing a numb hand from the bang on the elbow. Looked up, and I was treated to the sight of two previously solemn and serious HMRC auditors pissing themselves laughing at me.
At least we passed the audit! 
I did laugh when I dropped my son down the toilet. It was about 4am and I was doing night potty training. I didn't realise the toilet lid was up no just sat him down.
All I could see was his feet and head sticking out of the toilet bowl as he had folded in half. He was upset but I couldn't compose myself.
He had a fear of toilets for a while and still reminds me off it
If a great dane is weeing on you, you're going nowhere, my cousin practically pissed himself when I told him, the knobber.
Yes Snakey It caused considerable amusement amongst the others at the stables 
Best thread ever. Although people are looking at me funny on the bus.
I slammed my hand in the car door yesterday. I was trying not to get muddy so I'd sort of swung myself into the car with one hand and slammed the door on it with the other. I have no idea how or why!
Not me but my dad, after my 30th birthday party we were waiting for him in the mini bus while he collected the cake, he came out carrying the huge box in one hand, waved with the other hand and disappeared his outstretched hand and the cake were on the pavement and the rest of him was underneath the minibus! Due to a combination of much drink taken and icy pavements it took us ages to find him- I did wet myself
I was dicking about at the park one day with my 3 yo cousin and decided it would be a good idea to slide down the slide with her on my knee. I was okay until my cross body bag caught at the top and sort of hung me by the neck halfway down the slide. So I'm clinging into her with 1 hand while desperately trying to get my other hand in between the strap and my throat so that I didn't suffocate 
It snapped eventually and freed us. Two teenage girls nearly died laughing at me though.
I've also done the skirt thing Dawndonna, I had one of the ankle length dip-dyed hem skirts on that were really popular in about 2004. It got sucked into the top of the escalator in Manchester Piccadilly station. It was a hot summer day and I was only wearing a vest top and this skirt. My blood ran cold at the thought of getting the train back home in thong and vest so I managed to grab the end before it disappeared and pull it back out of the mechanism. It was absolutely covered in oil, but at least my arse cheeks were covered!
Mines not as funny as some of these.
I was walking through a ford once with our dog and she managed to pull me over, it seemed slow motion at the time and I went with a massive splash. There were two men nearby and they pissed themselves laughing. While I was emptying the water out of my Wellies. I was soaked and it was February
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