I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame.

I can't believe how many of us there are. No mans genitalia are safe!

This whole thread is bollocks!

I don't understand talcs diagram:-(

I'm looking to see if I can find an image on google to depict what happened but 'accidental groping' is throwing back some unsavoury results.

So not only did I lower my left tit into a patient's cupped hand, but my colleague reached behind her without looking to open the Treatment Room door, and grasped instead a handful of the gentleman's area of the GP who had opened the door and come in without her noticing.

THAT'S the reason your family doctor never runs on time, readers, he's too busy being felt up by his nurses...

Sidge, did she twist it like a doorknob?

There is the time that I bent down to pick up a DC that was on the floor mid-tantrum, when some random really fit man comes bowling round the corner, and walked directly into me...giving me a facefull of crotch...

Yup.

I saw his eyes water from 10 feet away.

I have been the recipient of a crotch faceplant.

a good male friend of mine was sitting on a bench with some other friends, while the rest of us were standing facing them. this bench was at Glastonbury and my mate was shitfaced.

he drunkenly pitched forward off the bench, concentrated on holding onto his drink rather than putting his hands out to save himself and the only thing that stopped him landing on the floor was his face landing on my fanjo

AdmiralCLingus has me. I can't breeeeeeeathe.

Never groped anyone accidentally, but am loving this thread. Can't laugh though as am lying on the bed waiting for DD to go to sleep!

Oh god, it hurts! Crying here. You lot are bloody funny

I once accidentally fondled Colin Jackson's bum. I was a volunteer for some charity he was supporting and they had the lot of us in lines for a group photo, Colin was just in front of me to the left slightly. We had to put our fists in the air (to look young and dynamic I imagine A looooong time ago by the way!) and my left arm was in a L-shaped plaster cast. The photographer made me put up the uninjured arm so my left hand was just at (taut) buttock height

Please note OP has not denied it was Johnnie Boden....

I stumbled on one of those buses with very high bench seats at the back and my nose ended up 3" from some poor chap's crotch The momentum meant I couldn't stand up straight for at least 10 seconds I ended up screeching "OH MY GOD SORRY SORRY" and we just went at each other

Noted Amber, noted

Dame, Amber sadly it wasnt Johnnie Boden

Not cupping, but still falls in to the Inappropriate Touching Of A Colleague category:

I was chatting with one of my workmates in a corridor, when she gesticulated wildly. Her fingers made contact with my nipple, which instantly sprang to attention. She noticed, I noticed that she'd noticed and the conversation ended fairly quickly...

So you want a grab of Johnnie's nutsack do you BC?

I reckon it's Hotchpotch.

is there still time to get a few puns in?!

Clearly we all need to get a grip (!)

In many ways I think OP you really should be feeling very relieved that you weren't facing the sack.

Phew. I feel better now. And breathe.

Oh god I'm doing crying snotfest at this thread.

I have never, thank god, managed to grope neither a stranger nor a patient, but as I spend all day talking and running groups there are times my tongue has a mind of its own.

The amount of times I've managed to accidentally say 'spunk' or 'cunt' and I managed to even work 'sit on the face' into the conversation.

Awkward, in extremis.

A friend of mine gave her very shy BIL a thorough cupping whilst simultaneously reaching behind her for her coat and saying goodbye to her MIL. Her MIL makes her nervous, so it took a few seconds and some strangled coughing before she realised she had missed the coat stand by some inches.

Behind I have tears streaming down my face now, I have never heard of an accidental earlobe suck before! Brilliant!

"WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS"