I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame.

That doctor in the military hospital is probably looking forward to working somewhere less dangerous...

I dont really want to admit this but was sorting the milk at work (supermarket) turned round quickly and immediately got a face full of some lady's breasts. I was mortified,she seemed less bothered though and we both quickly shuffled off in opposite directions.

OP, I share your pain...I accidentally cupped the FD's balls at the Christmas do two years ago. Naturally I told everyone as I was pissed! He and I now have an 'understanding' and funnily enough get on like a house on fire. He knows that I know that he knows that I know...if you know what I mean . He's also not unattractive!

Hahaha cupping bollocks, suckling earlobes,groping train users and fannys in the face - only on mumsnet i have wept

My father once smacked my mother on the bum, then turned to see mum in the doorway smiling.

Her sister is the same height and build, same hairdresser and they shop for clothes together.

He'd just given his SIL a hearty pat.

Forgot to say, it's become the stuff of legend at work. The rumour "he's gifted in more than just the Finance dept" has been oft quoted .

The only option I can see going forward is he gives you a pay rise as I'm quite sure that wasn't in your original job description. ;) XXX

BC There was some muttering and mumbling followed by some shuffling off (all by my boss not my fouff) and the incident was never spoken of again

Oh my god. You lot have made me wake up the baby! I've been laughing so much but when I try to keep it in I sound like Muttley.

I have nominated this for Classics. :)

This is genius. Classics please!!!

I thought it was bad enough being out in a wheelchair, and constantly at crotch height.

Admiral In fact to all of you accidental cuppers and plungers

I groped my midwife .

She was quite large of breast, and when she was fiddling with the blood-pressure cuff, she got a bit too close.

I am the least tactile person ever, and when I realised there was a breast practically in my hand I tried to move away, but ended up doing a weird stroke/cuppy thing.

Sadly in my panic we did make eye contact..

I'm surprised my blood-pressure reading didn't see me admitted with suspected pre-eclampsia

Look, at least you have a passing familiarity with the chap you cupped.

I was in the supermarket with DH a few years ago and he was being a twat, nudging me when I was leaning over into fridges and so on, so I thought that the next time he did it I would grasp his bollocks.

Well, I was leaning over into the mixed veg when I felt him nudge my arse more strongly than normal, so I swung my free arm backwards to give a nudge which was harder than I thought and as I made contact with the testicular area, he spoke.

From three fridges further up and on the other side of the fucking aisle! I think I went white then red then white again at this poor chap who had just had a punch in his nadgers.

I muttered sorry and ran off, leaving the freezer area immediately, DH following.

DH has just had to remove iPad from my hands to discover the reason for his wife's collapse, snorting, crying and wheezing

Jeez Talc, you absolutely crack me up

Bollockcup him watching that'll show the bastard!

Islidur but ended up doing a weird stroke/cuppy thing. I'm belly laughing

Your CO introduced you to someone who is hoping to become a client, and you went in for a hug?

That's very, um, friendly.

You are basically pressing your breasts against their bodies anyway, so really, what is a little cup of the balls?

Olivia tells me this is being put forward to the Classics Nomination sub committee. Which I think means they're all reading it with a cup of gin and a biscuit.

yes in a 'this is a long standing member of staff and we are all so friendly and flowery here' kind of way...

Thankfully potential client was on the other side of CO so couldn't see offending hand.

i have groped my dentist. i was having an injection, so was grasping what i thought were arms on both sides of the chair. he went red, then i realised the chair only had one arm, and i had actually been gripping on to his inner thigh

Sniggers childishly at 'Well, I was leaning over into the mixed veg'.

Oh god, this takes me back to when I went ice skating with a friend about 5 years ago and she lost her balance and sort of lunged across the rink and put her hand out to save herself and grabbed hold of the crotch of a bloke leaning at the side. She saved herself from falling over by hanging on to his tackle for grim death.

The look on his face. He made a kind of pained 'Oooof!' noise.

Sodding hilarious.

I've never cupped a man's genitles by accident. I did however once whisper(rather suductively) 'there's some willy shaped chocolate over there' into what I thought was my boyfriend's ear.

It wasn't him, it was a random stranger who looked at me as if I was a lunatic.