I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame.

[Daughteroughter]

It was johnny boden want it

[BlueSkySunnyDay]

Nobody - your client probably thinks you and your CO are having an affair now

[CrumblyMumbly]

Slightly tamer but I was interviewing people for a job with my manager. We interviewed a woman who was quite nervous, when it was finished we said goodbye and my manager kind of leaned in a bit. The woman then kissed her... there was kind of a stunned silence (with me desperately trying not to laugh). The poor woman was mortified. However, even though we gave the job to somebody else - we thought she was so lovely that we managed to create a part time role for her until a full time one came along! So the point of this story is you may get a rise (no, re-phrase that har har). It may not be a bad thing!

[dufflefluffle]

This has cheered me up no end: thank you!

[chimchar]

talc
Thanks for that....I see it now! sort of

so glad this has gone to classics...I proper "lol"'d !

[ParsingFancy]

Ahh. I thought the

part of

3>/

was Nobody's hand mid-cuppage. Getting a good clasp.

'Tis a fabulous pic either way. to Talc.

[TalcAndTurnips]

Parsing - well it was actually, but I then thought that casual onlookers might assume that it was a short and pointy knob.

Obviously you see things the way I do

[BinarySolo]

An ex colleague of mine once told me about his mother sitting on the floor at a friend's house when the family Labrador walked passed her. She extended her arm and gently tickled the dog's testicles. She has no idea why. The same colleague was very good pals with a male colleague he sat next to. Seeing his bum peeking out from under his desk one day he went over and goosed him. The goosee whacked his head on the desk then crawled out in shock to reveal that he was in fact a guy from IT rather than the intended victim who was stood behind grinning!

Had another friend that whacked her driving instructor in the groin when attempting to change gear. That one always made me wonder!

OP, it could have been far worse. At least you didn't absent-mindedly sniff your hand after the cupping.

[FeegleFion]

Crumbly that's brilliant! I'm so glad you managed to offer her something too! missing a trick here

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

After a brief thread inspired name change I'm back.

So embarrassed glad we made it into classics.
I'd like to thank my CO's balls...

[LadyClariceCannockMonty]

I'd like to thank your straggling hand, OP.

[foofooyeah]

Read the rest of this and in tears of laughter.
Just remembered was with my sister on a bus once. We were standing, she was holding onto the pole thingy, and the bus stopped suddenly. Cue her swinging round the pole she was holding and planting her large bosoms straight into the face of a bloke sitting there. Knocked his glasses askew. When he had finally got his breath back he was smiling.

[Burmillababe]

This is hands-down the most funny thread I have ever read!!

[InMySpareTime]

My DCs asked me what was so funny, I've had to tell them selected (suitably edited) sections, they are howling with laughter over the taxi faceplant and the supermarket freezer incident.

[totalinsomniac]

Oh god I'm crying laughing 😂😂 this has to be a classic 😂😂

[Themadcatparade]

I know this is an old one but I just read this for the first time - absolutely howling with laughter. So I thought I may add mine - not so bollock cupping but all the same cringiness.

There was a teacher back in high school who was profoundly known for his bulge - he was quite a tall stocky guy and it was Very very prominent. He used to sit on school desks on lessons and his package would just BE there, resting on the table In between him (Vom!)

Anyway, we went on a white water rafting trip to France and we all had to wear a wetsuit of all things, including said teacher.

I was struggling to get out of the water climbing up slippery rocks, so he grabbed my arms to help me up, but with such force that I panicked and instead of landing on my feet I landed on my knees and came millimetres face to face with his massive wetsuit bollocks!! I think I just sat there knelt in front of him for a split second too long in shock it was horrifying.

Still cringe about him 17 years later shudders