I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame.

Perhaps we could spawn a new YouTube craze, a la the Harlem Shake. Do the Bollock Cup Now!!!!!!!

I bet he was walking like john Wayne for the rest of the day :)

I had just managed to get this cycle shorts pic out of my brain someone posted weeks ago...it's back. .. .aaaarhg

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner I think you should tell your DH - after all you can reassure him that a ball in the hand definitely isn't worth as much as two in the bush.

My DH is exceptionally tall, and he often gets 'back-of-the-hand-accidental-brushing' of his groinal area by strangers. However, he's never mentioned actual 'cupping' before...

bollockcupping.

FFS I might be moving offices soon and have to work with men after working in a female only environment for the past 7 years. Have I got this to look forward to?

OP - I think the best thing to do is laugh it off at the time. "Whoops! Wrong side! Who's for a cup of tea."

Just realised my unintentional pun.

"I've already soiled my patch "

I don't think you should admit that to anyone at work. They might take it the wrong way.

I think you'll be ok Peppermint so long as you don't have the groin-gravity problems of others on this thread!

Arf, these things normally happen to me!
If it made you feel any better, I just accidentally sucked on the earlobe of the father of one of dd's friends.

We had just moved house and had invited dd's school friend to come and play after school. When her dad came to pick her up he handed me a lovely flowery shrub in a ceramic pot, as a housewarming gift. I leant to thank him whilst saying thank you when he thought I was proffering a kiss on the cheek (he is Israeli, I am Dutch, cheek kisses are the norm ) As I was still mid-sentence I ended up clamping my mouth across his earlobe.

We did that same "I know you know I just nibbled your earlobe" look.

Said school friend moved house and schools not long after and whilst they have kept in touch with several of dd's friends and their parents we have been ignored every time we have tried to make contact.

Not just!!! I meant once This was two years ago!!! (although the embarrassment is etched on my mind as if it had just happened)

Oh god, I was once standing on a chair to reach up for a file (I am vertically challenged). My boss asked me something, I turned round to answer, he was right behind me and I literally thrust my fanj into his face.

I'm fascinated and openly embrace all of these bollockcuppers coming out of the woodwork. I'm so glad it's just not me.

I don't think I could tell DH, he would tell all of his mates and no doubt I would have a worse nickname than bollockcupper.

Utterly outstanding thread.

Thank you for a very good laugh

Actually Chortling at the fanny thruster and ear lobe sucker.

What did your boss say myboys? Did he talk to your foof?

BC

The comparison between the newborn grasping reflex and Matilda's commuter cupping reflex has me in fits of silent hysterics

Outing myself to anyone who knows me, I was once stuck in a black cab with the chairman and CEO of the huge company I worked for at the time. I was on the flip down seat, chatting away and the cab driver accelerated and then breaked sharply, i wasn't holding on, so flew forwards and I face planted into the chairmans groin [dies of shame reliving it] and my friend that was in the cab with me practically wet herself and just said to me "shame that is so embaressing!!" No shit! - I'd take a bollockcup any day....

This reminded me of a bollockcupping incident with a doctor...

dd (15mo) was very very ill and had been throwing up everything we gave her, even water, so NHS direct referred us to the hospital, which has recently become a military hospital. In walks a rather tasty doctor in military uniform, and just as he position himself directly in front of me to listen to dd (sat on my lap) with his stethoscope, she decides this is the moment to make a miraculous recovery and dive for the floor. Cue me flinging BOTH hands forward and sort of dual handedly grabbing for his crotch

unfortunately, dds godmother was with me and also lunged forward to catch her, ending up smacking his arse in the process....

I have cupped a few times Worst was walking into the station, just in front of a group of 20yo men (or so). I tripped over my own feet and literally scrabbled in mid air, catching hold of a man's wotsits on a backwards swing, and kind of grasping it as if it was a hand to pull myself up. I ended up on my knees on the station floor, with a well tugged poor man's privates held tightly in one arm.

I hurried off and caught my tube train but told it to a colleague (why?) and from his look of pure, abject terror, I am sure it must have hurt a lot.

If you had your bits pulled about three years ago in a station, by a tripping woman, - I'm very, very sorry.

This is just too funny - diagrams and all!!!

Jamdoughnut "face planted into the chairman's groin"
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I know the seat in the London cabs of which you speak and I can just picture this happening!!! I would have melted.

I have never accidentally groped, cupped, manhandled or otherwise touched up another human being.

I need to go back to work. Being a SAHM is great and everything but you're rather limited with regards to accidental cupping opportunities. There's the postman of course with his sack and packets and the butcher with his tenderloin but in 6yrs of motherhood, it just hasn't happened.