I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame.

stifling my laughter at noel

I have runny laughter eyes from shame/cringing/finding the whole situation very funny.

This thread is the reason I love mumsnet and why I could never give it up.

Oh Gawd. You've set the ball rolling now and your office is going to become like a Carry On movie with lots of pinching of bums and "Ooh matron"s everywhere. Did your CEO do this expression when you cupped him? www.beaugrande.com/Kenneth%20Williams%20UPP.jpg

Wonderful!

Hibiscus- he doesn't look too dissimilar to Kenneth Williams now you come to mention in.

Yeah maybe it can just be like my thing?

'here comes Nobody, watch your cock Alan, she likes to cop a feel'

You've set the ball rolling now

I sincerely hope she hasn't.....

You've set the ball rolling now love it |Hibiscus

Crying with laughter here!!
it's one of those situations that you both know about but will never mention to each other. Don't apologise -it'll be awful , just never speak of it ... (apart from on here of course )

Oh dear god...you have just made my day and probably his too :)

That's a very friendly company

He might think you're trying to come on to him now....

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^ I have attempted to recreate the moment of hand/knacker-sack interface through the medium of emoti-art. I found the whole men's area a bit of a challenge, to be frank.

Wearing Chinos? Posh and Authoritarian with a hint of Kenneth Williams?

You didn't just cup JOHNNIE BODEN, did you???

Talc, you are a genius :o

god - that is so funny, made me laugh.

Did it twitch OP?

@ talc

my tummy hurts from laughing

'did it twitch'

Crying laughing at this. The diagram is ace.

You should be in for a raise if you get the contract, then!

Teehee can you stay in the toilets until the end of the day and have a full plastic surgery overhaul before tomorrow?

If it makes you feel better I'll tell you mine. DP's 75 year old gran fell over pissed as I was walking her to her door. I tried to grab her elbow, but grabbed her entire boob in my hand and wrenched it upwards to right her I shall forever remember the feel of elderly boob on my hand. The saving grace is there's no way she'll remember it!

Proper LOLs!

I gently lowered my left tit into a patient's cupped hand once so I share your pain...