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I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

291 replies

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner · 12/06/2013 14:50

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. Sad

OP posts:
Wetwood656 · 12/06/2013 21:37

I'm dying with laughter here.
I was studying Reiki and in a practise session by mistake I gently put my hands on this boys crotch (well he was about 20 and I was 50!) and we had been told to leave our hands in position for about 2mins. You can guess what happened and as my hands began to rise and I realised what I had done i quickly changed position trying to avoid looking at the projection and ignore his obvious lack of relaxation. At the end I said "did you enjoy that?" as a kind of tourettes thing Grin

Sizzlesthedog · 12/06/2013 21:40

This is wonderful. Love this thread.

My tale of bollock grappling, on a work camping weekend, found myself in a tent with boss bil, who was scaring me with ghost stories. He pretended there was someone standing next to our tent. He tapped the tent canvas, (in the dark), I shot out of my sleeping bag, propelled with the unexpected bounce of the air bed into his groin which in the dark I thought it was the ground and got a handful of his bits, squeezed between my fingers.

DryCounty79 · 12/06/2013 21:43

Can't. Breathe. Laughing. Too. Hard.
The grabbing on to random blokes tackle when falling over is killing me!

amessagetoyouYoni · 12/06/2013 21:48

Classics! Classics! Classics!

My ribs ache from laughing.

Reminds me of the time I was under a desk at work trying to retrieve a phone charger from a plug socket and backed out from under the desk and straight into my boss's crotch...then, realising I had just forcefully slammed my entire arse in to my boss's package (and made a weird, involuntary squeal-grunt I have never made before oreince, but which sounded like a porn star about to come)...I crawled back under the desk.

What else does one do in these backing-into-your-boss's-cock / fondling your boss's balls / grabbing your granny' situations?

amessagetoyouYoni · 12/06/2013 21:49

*before or since

CinnamonAddict · 12/06/2013 21:52

I seriously need to do some pelvic floor exercises

level3at6months · 12/06/2013 22:02

I managed to do an open handed sweep of the classroom yesterday to explain a zoning idea that I thought was pretty smart but managed to cop a feel of the cleaner's ample bosom mid sweep. Eeesh. How we laughed BlushBlush

CairoPrankster · 12/06/2013 22:02

I hope you got a rise

waltermittymissus · 12/06/2013 22:18

Ok that's it! I'm practically wetting!

amessage just finished me off!

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 12/06/2013 22:35
Shock

Grin that is brilliant! thank you op!

you will have to change your name to rachel green now Grin

aldiwhore · 12/06/2013 22:38

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner I think I actually love you. Thank you so much for sharing.

I think you need to tell your boss... just for my own amusement.

[where's the cheer the OP icon?]

aldiwhore · 12/06/2013 22:40

amessgaetoyouYONI I also love you.

Alas none of my work buddies have balls, not even the male ones.

deleted203 · 12/06/2013 22:46

Oh God...I am crying with laughter!

VivaLeBeaver · 12/06/2013 22:50

One of my midwife colleagues went to scoop a baby off a dads lap once and scooped the dads balls/willy along with the baby.

NicholasTeakozy · 12/06/2013 23:07

A joke somebody's just posted on Facebook:-

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

Not exactly accidental bollockcupping but still worth an airing. :o

LadyRabbit · 12/06/2013 23:10

Has anybody else said amazeBALLS yet???

MrsCosmopilite · 12/06/2013 23:28

Tears of laughter here.

Not bollock-grabbing but I did managed to fondle/stroke the back of the surgeon performing my emergency C-section.
In my defence, I had been awake for about 52 hours, in labour for 48, and was hurried off to theatre without much discussion. I was trying to find somewhere to put my arm which was randomly flailing as I approached a state of delirium. After a few minutes of my arm going up and down his back he very politely said, "Could you not do that please?"

LoveBeingUpAt4InTheMorning · 12/06/2013 23:38

Pmsl I bet you have a sexy dream about him to ought Grin

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 12/06/2013 23:54

Well I can honestly say, with my hand on my heart (stoppit!) that every ball-cupping, cock tweaking, earlobe sucking manouvre(SP?) I have ever executed has been unmisunderstandably deliberate even if not always welcome.

GrinGrinGrin

ExcuseTypos · 12/06/2013 23:58

I've just had a thought about all this ball cupping.

It seems very common on here and all these victims men must be someone's partner.

Do they ever tell, I wonder? I'm going to ask DH in the morning.

MissMarplesBloomers · 13/06/2013 00:17

Tenas anyone?

CLASSICS CLASSICS CLASSICS

Futterby · 13/06/2013 00:23

I once accidentally cupped a waiter's balls in an Italian café because I didn't notice him next to me and tried to shoogle the table forwards a bit. Hand slipped, properly grabbed his balls.

He didn't look or speak to me the rest of the time we were there Grin

BlueSkySunnyDay · 13/06/2013 00:25

The supermarket one and the under the desk forager finished me off, I've been trying to laugh quietly but the strange wheezing noise I was making was distressing the dog, she came over nudged me then went out to bed in disgust.

RalphGnu · 13/06/2013 01:05

This thread has made me actually dribble with mirth! Grin

burberryqueen · 13/06/2013 01:23

top or bottom ralph?