Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

[MardyBra]

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.
What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.
It's your birthday. Collect from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

[MurderOfGoths]

Scrabble could be fun, if you put the same word multiple times then you get extra points for "doing a Chaos"

[ChazsBrilliantAttitude]

MNScrabble

GCIUNNT
OSIANBS /KLTAKLTA /STECSO /LOYDE

Triple points for a thread title.

[Oodsigma]

Would acronyms be accepted?

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

Fanjo, Norks and Naice found in a row gives you Triple points

[MrsShrek3]

double points for fruitshoots
also came to ask for the Cod dcrabble spellchecker
extra points available for gems like wunk and pombear?

[Doinmummy]

Hilarious !

Lady Sharon in the lounge with a dead wasp.

[PomBearWithAnOFRS]

Chance: You immac the baby, miss two turns while washing it off.

[Shaky]

MN cleudo - Xenia on her island with her chequebook