Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

[MardyBra]

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.

What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.

It's your birthday. Collect from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

Chance - you put your child on the potty in the middle of a supermarket - collect 20p for each bun you catch

You let your child pee in a cup and just rinse it because piss is sterile. Pay £1000 and sell any houses

You start a thread in the wrong section and get flamed: £50 fine.

You forgot to make paragraphs in your OP, pay £250 to every reader who bothered to read it and advance to Uni

Your dads, neighbours, rabbits, brothers, owners uncle did not tell you that. Pay each person you told this bullshit £100

MNHQ move your thread to stop you getting flamed - give MNHQ all of your money and all of your gin

Chance - you ballsed up your MN haircut, take £45 to buy a babyliss big hair instead.

You killed the thread. Go directly to jail.

Chance - you put a bag of dog shit in somebody's wheelie bin - find your passport and leave the country, NOW!

Chance - you revived a killed thread - release killer from jail and supply with gin

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Pass go and do not collect £200

Can I nominate this for classics???

Chance - you make a fab smiley/flower picture - collect £300000

Chance: DH books a CenterParks holiday and expects bumsex. Miss a turn while you recover/ leave the bastard

Chance - your thread ends up in classics - you pay each poster £50 for each post

Chance - you end up being an hour and a half late to bed due to your MN dedication addiction - collect £2 million then go to bed

A Next delivery van is spotted outside your house being delivered of a large brown leather sofa and some pebbly twiggy shit. Pay the neighbours £50 each to keep quiet and then go to the corner (unit) and think about what you have done.

Chance - you are still awake and posting crap from your iPad in bed - get bitch slapped by Alan carrs marigolds, see sense and go to bed, forfeit tomorrow's wine,

You see a StickMan late at night do you start a thread and shit everyone up. Go to jail and think about what you have done.

Your family are worried about you after your google history was viewed. Explain munting quickly and pay for brain bleach.

Take two steps back for going to bed and still MNetting

Chance - you are in bed and STILL mumsnetting - put the fucking iPad down and go to sleep you sad cow, pay every mumsnetter still awake a glass of wine each

You own a onesie and are currently wearing it while MNetting. Collect £100 from all the onesie haterz

Chance - MN is off line - take some gin and go on Facebook until it comes back on.

You wake up and straight away have a look at MN. Collect £20 loyalty points

Community Chest - you donate ebf to a milk bank.