I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.
What would MN monopoly look like?
Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.
Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.
What about the stations and utilities?
Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.
It's your birthday. Collect 
from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.
Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.