Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

[MardyBra]

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.

What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.

It's your birthday. Collect from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

Chance - you start a thread after far, far too much wine, you offend everyone and get called a twat - pay £150 fine and namechange

Chance - you start another thread after too much wine, you are vair funny and everyone passes you paracetamol and a glass of water - collect £150 and only discover said thread when it pops up in your "threads I'm on" in the morning and name change

You are a troll. Go back 5 places and pay £500

You are banned for personal attacks. Miss two goes

You annoy the feminists miss a turn.

You don't learn your lesson and do it again, go to MN towers.

I have shit luck at Monopoly by the time I get sent to Mayfair some rotters put a hotel on it.

Chance - Mumsnet Christmas Meetup collect £50 from each player for tickets.

Next door neighbours dog shits in your garden. Collect £50 for slinging it over the fence

You shit your pants. Pay £50 for new clothes

Another suggestion for a token - tin hat and popcorn...

Chance - you are the 1000th poster on a thread - collect £100

You resurrect a zombie thread, 2 steps back and a £200 fine

Instead of houses you could have children, then upgrade them to an MPV instead of a hotel.

Chance - you kill 3 threads in one day - pay £50 and pick up a complex on your next go

Or upgrade them to Eton? Instead of rent for landing on squares you could pay child maintenance.

Chance - someone gives you their "first ever biscuit" - look embarrassed and miss a turn

My post is on twitter! In that funny box over there -->

The Klaxon goes off. Collect £150

Your name is not in Capitals, Pay Chaos £200

Chance: You make a joke about a baby name. That's Not Funny. Give £50 to every poster who used it for their dc.

You start yet another thread about nits.

Pay DeepRedBetty £200.

You spend more than £20 on your wedding and obviously don't love your husband enough. It's about the marriage, not the wedding you know. Get divorced within the year.

Chance: Your child is caught playing Nintendo DS at the table of a restaurant. Go immediately to a country park for some emergency fresh air and exercise.

A visiting Mumsnetter spots Fifty Shades on your Billy bookcase and you admit you're not sorry and enjoyed it. Go directly to soft play, do not pass go and do not buy any fruitshoots while you're there.

:) great thread.

I'll come back when I'm inspired :)

Everyone slags off your car/shoes/moisturiser. Miss a turn while you de-reg and sulk for a bit.

Chance: You buy a 4 X 4. Go straight to Jail.

You manage to ebf until your youngest is 15. Here is your shiny, shiny medal.

Utilities are generally considered as providing services for essential day to day living - so that would be Off Licence and Cake Shop.