Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

[MardyBra]

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.
What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.
It's your birthday. Collect from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

[MardyBra]

MissRebeccaMumsnet in the Classics Topic with a bunch of

[MardyBra]

ProfessorTech in the Broom Cupboard with a Hard Drive.

[HecatePropolos]

[dirty mind]

[MardyBra]

[RebeccaMumsnet]

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

[Valpollicella]

I win?

I wish I could be more eloquent but I'd like to thank all my fellow MNers, without you it wouldn't be possible....

[Shaky]

Congratulations! Very moving speech

Thanks to my hard graft and meticulous posting on this Fred I have missed all the drama and Fred's being deleted, out there ---->

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

[littlemisssunny]

Chance - You called someone Hun go wash your mouth out with soap and water

Chance - you google something from a thread go and buy a vat of bleach and rinse your eyes

[MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne]

I've been trying to think of other board games which could be MNised, but struggling. MNScrabble isn't really cutting it.

[Foggles]

Mardy, I don't think anything is going to top your genius invention of Mnopoloy.

Although, I wonder what you might do with some MN themed Snakes & ladders or MN Operation?

hmm..........

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

MN Charades

MN Pictionary

MN Uno - Make the rules up yourself as I don't think anyone knows how to play that!

MN Guess Who - PA, Gina, Benedict etc

[Shaky]

I still think that MNopoly is the best though.

I thought of loads today, but I've forgotten them again .

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

You think of something brilliant to post and forget. Pay a £300 fine

[MrsShrek3]

do you shake the dice in a mooncup?

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

Think we do now Shrek

[Shaky]

[onetiredmummy]

Post an answer to a thread that is well thought out, relevant & trumps the argument of everybody else. Spend 15 mins typing it out so it can't be misunderstood & your point is clearly made. Click post & the site goes offline. Lose your answer & log off as you can't be arsed to write it all out again. Collect any street of your choosing as its so fucking annoying :)

As tokens, can I add: a cutted up pear, a garlic clove, a skirt with a suspect stain & a splodgy pigeon :)

[KenDoddsDadsDog]

Chance : You cut and posted another posters quote in your post , in order to argue with them . Proceed directly to Netmums and a life of twinkly countdown trackers.

[Shaky]

Chance - you decide to flounce but only get 2 posts on your flounce thread - bugger off and come back 2 days later with your tail between your legs and pretend it never happened, pay the 2 posters on your flounce thread £20 each

[Forgetfulmog]

Chance - your cat comes home with a leg of naice ham, some chicken breasts & a string of sausages. Pass go & collect £200 then pay a fine to the owners of said meat

[ChazsBrilliantAttitude]

Instead of one of the stations, can we have Birdland with a picture of a sad bloke waiting for his date with a penguin.

[MulledWineandScully]

as a token could we have a dead cat that isn't in fact a dead cat but just a pretend cat?

[Oodsigma]

MNscrabble rules could be interesting. Should we allow iPhone mistakes , cod spelling, pedants corner, who would decide?