Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

[MardyBra]

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.

What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.

It's your birthday. Collect from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

Chance - You accidentally click on a TWC link £100 fine

Chance - you click on a Daily Fail link. Go directly to jail.

I need to buy this NOW.

Chance: Your thread only gets one response and its you bumping it. Lose £100.

You break talk guidelines - head straight to MNTowers to get your wrist slapped and your post deleted

Chance - you type "your" instead of "you're" - miss 2 turns while you hang your head in shame

Chance - OliviaMN says "AHEM" at your post - give MNHQ a vat of gin as apology

You talk about benefits. Sell your plasma and give the money to the player with the goat token

I must have this!

It's going to get ugly mid-way through the game though, isn't it? When the houses start appearing and we've got some MNers paying other MNers' rent.

Xenia's island could be Park Lane

One of the tokens HAS to be a pitchfork!

I would buy this game!

Oh God, I would SO buy this game.

bloody hell, you can do it!

Stations could be interior decoration companies: Farrow and Ball, Habitat, John Lewis, Fired Earth...

Oh HQ you gotta do this surely it would be on everyone's christmas list!

Oh yes. I'd certainly buy it!

I want this game and I hate monopoly!

You'd need the supermarkets. Waitrose, Sainsbury's etc stations

A token could be a piece of naice ham.

Chance - you start a POAS thread and get a BFP! Collect £200

MN should have it made and run a competition for me us to win it!

MNHQ have decided you were a Troll all along - your token disappears in a puff of smoke as you are deleted.

These are really funny.

But you don't need to spend £80 on it Hecate - a bottle of tippex sufficed when I was a student. "Go to Uni. Go directly to Uni..."

Chance: you are caught in public feeding your DC a greggs pasty and fruit shoot. Proceed directly to jail

You make a funny typo in your thread title - collect £100 if you can dodge the spelling police

You make classics, discussion of the day, the round-up and get namechecked by Royalty.

You win.

Chance - you find yourself in the Puddle - have some cake, posh coffee, snuggle the babies and have a go in the hot tub, you must stay there for eternity or until RL gets in the way