Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

[MardyBra]

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.
What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.
It's your birthday. Collect from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

[Shaky]

Chance - you are late picking up your child from nursery because you have become too engrossed in reading the latest bunfight - pay nursery £1 for each minute you are late and make up excuse about being stuck in traffic

[MumVsKids]

Add message | Report | Message poster Shaky Fri 11-Jan-13 11:16:04
"Chance - you are late picking up your child from nursery because you have become too engrossed in reading the latest bunfight - pay nursery £1 for each minute you are late and make up excuse about being stuck in traffic"

They'd never believe I was stuck in traffic, I can see pre-school from my house :-$

I'd have to counter for playdoh duty forever :)

[1NewMessage]

U start a nu thread in txtspk - pay £300 while every1 LOLs at U.

[Blatherskite]

£80! You can get this from Amazon for £15.

In fact, I have one in the loft which may just have found it's calling

[HecatePropolos]

oooh. I am SO tempted.

The only thing it would be missing would be the pitchfork etc players pieces, and I love the idea of the houses being replaced by children I suppose you could substitute those little ludo pieces

[HecatePropolos]

I've already named it MNopoly.

I'm going to have to put my bank card in the freezer again

[MardyBra]

"MNopoly". Genius!

[Shaky]

MNopoly, I love it

[Shaky]

It would make a great present for next years secret Santa.

This thread has made it into talk round up. Nice work MardyBra

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

We could all get it and play virtually

[KatoPotato]

Chance - You find a list!

[MardyBra]

Actually, it's very little of my work Shaky I just started it and let you and SP everyone else come up with the ideas!

[MardyBra]

Anyway. I have decided it's time to diversify the MN gaming portfolio.

I would like to announce the launch of MNeudo.

Was it Mrs WhiteTalc in the Playroom with the loo brush?
Or the ReverendVicarinaTutu in the Loft Extension with some twigs and pebbly shit?

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

LadyMardyBra in the bathroom with the toilet brush?

[SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie]

ProfessorShaky in McDonalds while T-Rexing

[Shaky]

Ooh brilliant!

RevHecate in the consevatory with a froot shoot?

[HecatePropolos]

We're going to have the full set at this rate.

Colonel Chaos in the Futility Room with the cnadlesictk

[Shaky]

Madam Honeydragon in waitrose with a wheelie bin

[RebeccaMumsnet]

@MumVsKids

Can I nominate this for classics???

The Classics Selection Committee have met and agree that this should be in classics - it will be moving over there very soon.

Valpollicella has won btw, this is Top Trumps, right?

[ChazsBrilliantAttitude]

Reverend Chaz in the Parent & Child space with a greggs sausage roll

Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with some naice ham

[MumVsKids]

Aw thanks!!

Monopoly is one of my oldest bestest favourites, and mumsnet is one of my newest bestest favourites, so this thread is an out and out winner for me!!!! :)

[Shaky]

Yay! We are in classics, fabulous!

Thank you Rebecca

[Shaky]

Lady Scottishmummy in Primark with a mooncup

[Shaky]

SPsFanjo in the orangery with a plasma tv

[Shaky]

Dame Hully Gully in the ensuite bathroom with a gin bottle