Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

[MardyBra]

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.

What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.

It's your birthday. Collect from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

You start a thread in S & B about your new Uggs. Namechange.

You enter a soft play area, pay £100 and leave

Mucky :o :o

You admit to liking PA,leave the game and never return

Chance - you post a link to Peter Andre without sounding the orange klaxon - you are banned, miss 3 turns, go back 2 spaces and learn that "he loves his kids"

X post SP

You cannot possibly love your kids as much as PA. Sell them to a fellow player for £200.

You post a Daily Fail link starting "I hate the DM but..."

You admit to liking Alex Reid, Change your name and blood group and leave the game

Damn it, posted too soon (getting carried away )

Nobody believes you. Now they all know you are an avid reader. Hide thread.

Chance - you get caught smoking and pushing a buggy - Dereg, emigrate , change email address and change RL name by deed poll

Brilliant thread!

Your trampoline, various iPads and goat won't fit in your HA property. Move your seven children, four Rottweilers and tattooed boyfriend into Mayfair, heavily subsidised by the taxpayer. You're feckless you are.

Chance - you let your 2 yr old play with your iPad - don tattoos, gold hoop earrings and football kit and go on a haven holiday

land on free parking collect all the child benefit your fellow players have had to forfeit. (ouch)

You are seen letting your child eat something while shopping before you have paid. Pay £50 and go to rehab fir your kleptomania

You mention half a glove and an animal noise in the same word. Pay Helen £150 for getting her up in the middle of the night for deletion purposes.

A gloink?
I don't geddit.

Chance - you have never had a post deleted - pah! Call yourself a mumsnetter - miss a go

You need a MN scarf. Take £100 and go buy one

The site has technical difficulties. Sit in a corner and rock. Move backwards and forwards on the board til it comes back

Garlic falls out of your fanjo, collect a medal,70 pombear pounds and each player is to pay you £100

Mucky I just got it! Nice one, have all my money and my hotels

Don't forget to say it 3 times

Sorry I popped off to make a hot chocolate in the absence of the real thing. Yes, that's what I was (clumsily) trying to say!

No meal plan made this week, start a thread asking for help and pay first poster in hotels