A dog shat on my picnic

[marmaladetwatkins]

So I threw all of my picnic food in the bin because it made me feel like vomiting my spleen out. DH says I was being a bit OTT but honestly, I do not like dog shit.

WIBU to waste food after a dog shit on my picnic blanket?

[Hassled]

I don't know why the fact the dog only had 3 legs makes it funnier, but it does :o.

Marmalade - I'd have reacted the same way. I may have burned the rug in a ceremonial bonfire.

[Collision]

Haha! I think you might have slightly over reacted but I would have been more peed off with the owner laughing!!

[cybboid]

I'd have given the shitty rug to the dog owner to dispose of, at her pleasure

[geordieminx]

YANBU

I would have heaved.

Then I would have kicked the stinking hound...3 legs or not!

I probably would have kicked the owner for laughing...just fir good measure like.

[ForeverNamechanging]

Don't shit on my picnic

[GetOrfMoiLand]

'three legged dog'

Your prejudiced bastard

[MmeSurvivedLent]

LOL.

Sorry, but the three-legged dog, squits, picnic and the ice cream. If I didn't recognise your name, I would think you made this up.

[marmaladetwatkins]

I didn't just LET him shat on my picnic, I opened my mouth to say "NOOOOO!" but before I could utter a word, my picnic blanket had been well and truly fertilised. Honestly, it all happened so fast. I don't think it was trying to shat ona my blanket, it was aiming for the grass but tbh it had the consistency of soup it would have been hard to accurately aim. Probably even harder when balancing on three legs.

Why would I take a picture of a sloppy dog shit? are you sick or something? There are website for people like you!

[GetOrfMoiLand]

lololol though

WHY did you not shout at the owner 'your dog shit on my blanket, YOUR DOG SHIT ON MY BLANKET' instead of sitting there and being so bloody English about it.

I would have slung all the food in a bin in a boiling rage as well. And somehow managed to blame it on DP in the process

[MmeSurvivedLent]

And, no. YANBU to not fancy your sandwich after that.

[ShowOfHands]

What did the police say?

Owner could have given fair warning. Just a quick yell.

"Hopalong's got a terrible case of the squits, mind your sandwiches and cheap blanket."

PS My friend's 3 legged dog is called Hopalong.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

You will NEVER have a chocolate flavoured Mr Whippy again. And if you venture in a Wimpy, don't chose the Brown Derby

[marmaladetwatkins]

I didn't want to shout at them because a) they had a three-legged dog. I felt bad for them b) I was trying to hold my intestines in and c) the bloke looked like he could punch his way out of a brick shithouse.

[boocha]

haha a 3 legged dog doing a sloppy poo on your picnic blanket, sorry but that has really made me laugh

[diddl]

If the dog had the squits, how could the ownner pick the result up?

[cybboid]

summers here

[nepenthe3]

Isn't the word 'shat' as in "the dog shat on the mat"?

If a dog shat of my mat I would chuck the whole thing out too.

YANBU

[marmaladetwatkins]

I didn't look to find out, diddl. She was there a few minutes with bags and she definitely had a bag full of brown matter when she walked off. It must have had solid bits in too. God, sorry if anyone is eating their lunch.

Oh and when I think about it, the owner who picked up the offending caca walked off she was definitely snooty about it. If it was me I would have been going "sorry sorry I hope I haven't ruined your picnic" I suppose it's because I only said "don't worry about it" instead of praising her dog for liberating it's arse all over my blanket.

[GoodnightNobody]

YANBU

I'm with you. If a dog had cacked on my picnic blanket, every mouthful of food would have made me think of eating dog chods.

[WalterFlipschicks]

Shat is, without doubt, the funniest word in the english language and I have absolutely no idea why

[Hassled]

Can we just pause here for a moment's pedantry? To clarify:

I am shitting
I shat
He is a shit.

Get it right folks.

[BibiBlocksberg]

I'm in tears here at bum gravy and picturing the three legged dog lurching over.

Sorry for your ruined picnic but thank you for the laugh

[marmaladetwatkins]

Exactly, GoodnightNobody I kept looking at my tuna sandwich and my mini spring rolls and thinking "dog shit dog shit" It didn't smell though which was a blessing our else I might have thrown myself into the river.

[MrsChemist]

Shat is infinitely more amusing than 'did a shit'

[marmaladetwatkins]

Can I ask MNHQ to amend my thread title to Dog Shat on my Picnic?