A dog shat on my picnic

[marmaladetwatkins]

So I threw all of my picnic food in the bin because it made me feel like vomiting my spleen out. DH says I was being a bit OTT but honestly, I do not like dog shit.

WIBU to waste food after a dog shit on my picnic blanket?

Why is beef olives ringing bells with me? I remember beef olives off another thread...

Well fuck my old boots!!!

I HAD been fancying WeetaBix recently - thanks marmalade

Beef olives - from the thickos tripadvisro thread

Have you ever had weetos cereal?

I imagine the doggy doo doo looked like the remnant of a few weetos and a bit of milk at the end of the day after it has been left next to the sink all day (NOT rinsed yes i am thinking of you dd)

Oh thanks, Getorf. Now I am having a revived bout of hysterical, hyena laughter remembering "the food was rubbish, stuff like beef olives"

But I did just google beef olives and the results have upset me. Beef olives.

hahahahahaaaaa

I am going back on that tripadvisor thread - it was genius

Bringbackgoing - it was harder to keep a straight face when talking to Mr Wankling (yes, really)!!

It was special.

Dillie

beef olives

moudlie walls

spanish eating spaniards speaking spanish in spain

coconut shell pillows

no corona in reception

I don't think I saw the Tripadvisor thread..... link please ha ha!

I used to hang around with a boy called Jon Wankling. Poor sod.

It's in Classics, Walter. Near the top. "Thickos on TripAdvisor" :)

maramalades beef olives googlery

Cool thanks!

I absolutely roared when shirley posted 'fucking spanish speaking spanish bastards in bastard spanish spain'

'in the wooky'

One of the best threads recently EXCEPT my Kelly Osborne plough jaw bone one.

Tripadvisor and plough -jaw have been two of the funniest things on MN EVER IDST.

'The girl behind the reception was very cheeky and could speck hardly no English....we all got cloths stole from three rooms.'

Honestly, the pain... thanks, now I am going to spend all day tomorrow reading that!!

The plough jaw bone one was histerical Getorf!

You are in for a treat. A treat, I tells ya...

flump and marmalade, now you're just making it up

PMSL at "pigeon with good aim"

All I kept doing was wretching whilst my cousins all ROFL.

I go away for a couple of hours and look what happens . PMSL at the pigeon, that really is bad luck!

Can I just add ginsters steak slice to the list of poo-alike foods....

Off to the trip adviser thread now!

Didn't a MNer once have a pigeon jizz in her eye?

marmalade- I was wondering what people were referring to about dogs and picnics.

Now I know

Thanks for the giggle!

i have no idea why i have found this so knicker-wettingly funny...

but thanks for the laugh.