MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

Whoever said the camera never lies has never encountered the full power of The Ladder of Deception. It’s a force to be reckoned with.

Roomie’s camera didn’t lie. Don’t do a bank job with Roomie’s camera whatever you do. Remember Dallas? That camera told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Some would call it the bare naked arsetruth, accidentally reflected in the mirror, shining bright like the full moon.

The mirror crack’d from side to side;
She photographed her bare backside!
“A cheque is upon us now!” she lied
The Fibber fibs (a lot).

Yawn now says she "looked like a fricken toad" in January. The weirdly squeezed/photoshopped picture of her supposedly having slimmed down was originally posted on the 18th January... she wasn't talking about looking like a toad then, she was touting her C9 progress.... She's now posted an unedited version of a photo in the same outfit as part of her "transformation journey" pictures.

For what it's worth, I think she has now genuinely lost quite a bit of weight - but because she's been lying about her weight loss for so long, she's a bit stuffed showing her progress without revealing she's been telling massive porkies. Surely her downline must notice the inconsistencies.

@FloellaDeVille I am pretty sure any of us who have seen the “I was a toad in January” post immediately did what you did and scroll back to the photo manipulation weight loss pics in January! I wish some of the people wasting their time and money in FL would do the same. I don’t like commenting on people’s body or weight but in her case it’s worth commenting as it’s part of her various deceptions. I suspect if she has lost weight it’s down to habit change and not Aloe Vera but I don’t suppose she will be owning up to that either.

I think a big part of her weightlossis to do with giving up alcohol (what do you mean you didn't know she'd quit alcohol and that she'd not mentioned it 😆).

DP gave up for January and there's not really any extra weight on him and he still lost 2-3 kilos!! He doesn't drink excessively either but still lost weight. Booze is basically empty calories.

@BSintolerant Love it!

You see I don't want to be mean but the weight loss isn't that massive, yes she's lost a bit but then why use fairground mirrors for selfies if you've supposedly lost tons of weight? We know Yawn is very economical with the truth and Ubers recent photo of her proves that, and before any bot jumps on me, she's fair game in all of this because she's made her weight everyone's business by using it to suck in more vulnerable women in a pyramid scheme

January’s posts seem to have disappeared from Facebook including the photoshopped weight loss picture but as luck would have it I kept it and have been comparing it to her almost identical un-photoshopped photo taken at the same time and posted today. I am so tempted to post them side by side on SM in a post about what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive and what a good memory one needs to have to keep track of the lies told recently in order to sell product and the opportunity. I suggest she starts keeping a better record - Castle can sell her an overpriced “planner” for this purpose.

@YouOKhun Yawn is lucky to have us as custodians of the records of her lies, otherwise she'd never remember them all. #LawofReaction

@Twentytwentyhindsight yes indeed! Every day I thank the good people of Apple for the gift of the screenshot, which is a disaster for Yawn and her type. I constantly forgive myself for hoarding photos and videos because my inability to delete anything has meant I have a back catalogue of many of MLMs’ greatest moments that they’d rather we didn’t remember. From Mrs Homeschool’s Insolvency register, to Messiah’s lies on film, to JL bot’s companies house tragedy, and voice messages threatening me with legal action whilst inadvertently dropping themselves in it.

You are right, it’s really good of us all to take the trouble of keeping a record for them!

Speaking of the Devil, her accounts are on CH this morning. There’s still six figures featuring but it’s that great big loan not the income she promises is possible and implies she already has.

She’s also banging on about helping her team with the soaring cost of living and making second incomes. Eat proper food or drink gloop?

Yup - just kick that six figure can down the road, we will repay it when we return to the glory years again won't we...

Maybe ask JL bot how that went!

Mr Yawn has been doing some major carpentry to narrow the staircase she uses as a backdrop. Look closely at the last two photos.

Indeed @Angrymum22! In the now-deleted version of the picture posted in January, the stairs looked too narrow for even the dog to be able to fit. The mirror she uses also appeared to have an edge bevel in the opposite direction to that of normal ones...

Not only has Mr Yawn removed the narrow staircase and replaced it with a wider one, he’s also done the same for the floorboards and the rug on the floor is straight sided again so perhaps he has woven a new one in one of his pockets of time? The most suspicious area was the hand on the slimmer hip and I see that the curtain tie back right by this area has returned and the curtains are back in focus and not blurred. It takes quite a master of photoshop to redraw a curtain tie back I suppose

The trouble with being a non stop liar and exaggerator is that when you actually have something true to share, it looks like another con

Castle 🏰 got out the begging bowl 🥣 again. What happened to her sisters fund. Is there any accountability ? Looks like she has given up the walking malarkey and the excuses abound.
Talking about funds what also happened to Ubers son trip money which was scuppered by covid.Again accountability?Remember the fuss when it was suggested she pay

There is no Forever TV, at best she is in a room set up like a studio going out on a webinar. Absolutely CRINGING for her making out like its a big deal.

Oh dear Yawn.
In her excitement, she has posted a photo of her planned "TV" outfit, (which has had the squeeze treatment again), and then directly followed it HERSELF on her timeline with a more candid still from the video shilling FL crap - in the same outfit, unsqueezed. It's like a set of before and after photos again ... but the wrong way round.

Given that she was there specifically to sell the weight loss range based on her AMAZING results, this is particularly ironic.

I suppose paying a subscription for Adobe Creative Suite so that you can doctor pictures of yourself in order to promote your 'biz' can be classed as a business expense...

Well that camera isn't lying is it?

In unrelated news, a friend is about to have the roof ridge of her thatched roof replaced - apparently it needs doing every 8-10 years TL keep everything in good order. She’s been told a thatched roof should last 30 years

Maintenance is important apparently or you end up with problems

@DecemberGal

Castle 🏰 got out the begging bowl 🥣 again. What happened to her sisters fund. Is there any accountability ? Looks like she has given up the walking malarkey and the excuses abound. Talking about funds what also happened to Ubers son trip money which was scuppered by covid.Again accountability?Remember the fuss when it was suggested she pay

Why pay yourself when you have have your minions falling over to impress you. If she is this multi million pound business owner, then her company could start the ball rolling with a nice 4 figure donation...

And not one donation from her or her family on that page.

I wonder if Yawn's gullible minions will notice that photo or will they be falling over themselves to suck up to her? Probably the latter..

It is a requirement, if you are in the downline of a narcissist like Yawn or Castle, that you worship and praise them at every opportunity
Giving them your money is only part of your use to them - providing narcissistic supply and helping to lure in new victims by writing gushing testimonials