MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

I'm sure Yawn has taken full editorial control of every one of Specsavers' channels of communication. I wouldn't be surprised if she's also made her sign an NDA...

Yawns camel toe 😬

I wondered how long it would be before someone else noticed the camel toe. Hope a camel ride isn’t on the schedule.

Totally agree!

The clips I've seen just made me wonder what on earth must be going through their minds. They're either loving it, which means they're totally fucking brainwashed, or thinking "FML, what am I doing here?!"

Wow at that cameo toe lol. You could park your bike there.

That sounds like a much more appropriate time to wear it Pieonabarm.

It seems a strange choice for a Glamour Party especially for someone who walks the dogs in a full face of make up, false eyelashes and fake designer accessories.

I wonder if she feels underdressed amongst all the sparkles and sequins

How VAIN is Yawn? I don't think I've ever seen anyone so in love with her own reflection..

The camel toe, I hope yawn packed her FL aloe Vera thrush relief cream 🤣

The crypto market is having some problems. One coin has lost 97% value in 24 hours. Wig and sleaze could be interesting to watch

Wig and Sleaze seem to be sofa surfing their way round the country

The new hero product from FL, DX4, costs £143 for a 4 day ‘programme’ and they recommend you do it ‘several times a year’

thats a nice way to rinse the downlines who will now all be buying it every few months

The desperate attempts by BFF to make that glamour party out to be the best party ever, when it’s clear from brief videos that there were a lot of people standing around looking bemused while small pockets of huns gathered round a phone trying to look like they were having fun and trying not to show all the other huns in the background holding up their phones to capture something for their friends back home

BFF drinking cocktails at lunchtime- I'd also be trying to find a way to numb my senses before another afternoon of enforced mind-numbing tedium...

For people who live on their phones 📱 they are not very savvy. The videos made me dizzy 😵‍💫 with blurry faces and flashing lights.
Specsaver bot kept hair messing. Was she uncomfortable with the heat or being on show.
WTF is the latest product. I have a full fruit bowl & fridge which is still a fraction of the price .

It all looks incredibly sad doesn’t it? It all seems so forced and pathetic. Doesn’t make me want their lives.

I was going to comment on Yawn and her minion's identical messages about the new product, both complete with identical awful grammar and spelling mistakes. I've just seen that Yawn has had a go at correcting hers, but it still looks like it was written by a four year old, with random commas and capitals scattered haphazardly throughout. In fact it reads like she's dived headfirst into a few cocktails before posting it.

‘Be quick it will sell out!’

apparently 🙄

The text is copied from Uber / unless minionme has actually been ‘in Abu Dhabi training the company about this amazing product’

When does the cheques fun start??

The president of the UAE has just died. Apparently they're allowed to still have their event but with no music or entertainment, and social media posts are to be kept to a minimum.
Cheques still happening though...

I was wondering if this news would filter through to the otherwise totally tone-deaf bots...

Yawn has a picture of the uk qualifiers. It includes her +1 minion bot so shows how few actual qualifiers there are now. As someone who used to know Uber(have mentioned this before but do not post much lately) I cannot wait for the whole pyramid to collapse:

UK is number 8 in the rankings

I can remember the heady days when UK was at the top

Fucking hell, one of the posters referred to castle’s kids as ‘sisters babies’.

Sister had her own babies who’ve lost their mum, that comment is so bloody ignorant, you’d think one of them would correct it.

And her mum thanking castle for paying for her parents and childrens dinner. Flipping hell, they’re providing free childcare and presenting the kids to castle for photo ops.

Do any of you watch Workin Moms on Netflix? Generally if you don’t, you absolutely should because it’s hilarious. But more specifically, the new season has a wonderful anti-MLM storyline. It was refreshing to see the batshittery discussed in a sitcom.