MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

Yawn is selling the caravan as the ultimate luxury in the forest, I’m just not seeing it myself.

Hmm, a musty tin box. Lovely.

Mind you it's probably more watertight than the thatch.

Talking of thatches, the village we're staying in this week has a beautiful cottage that's up for sale that is currently being re-thatched. I'm guessing that buyers aren't keen on buying a property that needs a new thatch hence they're selling it with a brand new one.

Easter Monday morning round up of my favourite bots while I sit on the sofa with a creme egg being paid for my bank holiday off:

Yawn is posting pics of her dogs and "health" shakes and suggesting we do a flea market to raise the £200 to join her team

Castle is on her way home from a weekend away. Youngest turret looks a bit poorly tbh but has apparently eaten loads of food and she wants a hug of her sis.

Castle BFF is on holiday but still shilling the C9 and has been in the gym everyday since she arrived on Saturday. Never miss a Monday folks! Still got her aloe gunk and collagen frubes with her tho, cos, like, holiday essentials!

Imagine being your own CEO of your time flexible business- yet having to post EVERY day on your time line about a product, and engagement and a sales pitch.

When I go away my out of office goes on and my admin take over any urgent matters.

@fromdownwest what you don't even have pockets of time on holiday? 😂

[quote PieonaBarm]@fromdownwest what you don't even have pockets of time on holiday? 😂[/quote]
Nope, not made it to CEO of my one Ltd company yet. £100k in coaching and £300 of tat diaries and I should be there

I see castles mum keeps posting about how castles kids fill the gap and airbrushing out her other grandkids, who are half sis’s ‘magic presence’ rather than a ‘sprinkling of it’

Those comments must really hurt Sis’s kids. Her husband and kids have lost their wife/mum. I wish castle and her mum have a bit more respect for their loss and use a bit more tact in their comments. It feels like they’re monopolising her loss

If I read shite like that I’d want nothing to do with them.

The irony is someone could start a thread in similar circumstances in MN .I note that the older son is no longer so heavily featured.Why do people engage in this and do likes & comments..The same with Yawns dogs.

I also find it incredibly distasteful flogging Aloe Toothpaste to make £700 to go the cancer charity.

To look for business and self reward in a gesture to a cancer charity is sickening, the imagery used as well, her beautiful daughter next to a tube of that over priced Aloe gunk £5.50 for 1 or £20 for 4, really is sad to see.

For MLMs empowerment of women they do use a lot of male gurus. See Yawns latest. No psychologist but what gives?

Broke's heading back. Reading between the line it sounds like he's managed to antagonise pretty much everyone he met...

PhD is venting- says someone followed her $5K programme then did a bunk without paying the whole whack. She was counting on the money to pay her rent - odd that, I thought she was manifesting so much money it was literally dropping out of overt book, cranny & pocket...
Sounds to me like someone saw through the bullshit & pulled the plug.
Oh dear, never mind.

*out of every nook, cranny and pocket

@Twentytwentyhindsight

PhD is venting- says someone followed her $5K programme then did a bunk without paying the whole whack. She was counting on the money to pay her rent - odd that, I thought she was manifesting so much money it was literally dropping out of overt book, cranny & pocket... Sounds to me like someone saw through the bullshit & pulled the plug. Oh dear, never mind.

or the person started the course and saw the 'real' value in it!

I find it ironic when these bots complain of being ripped off.

Ninja did an insta warning people of scams associated with his name and face... Stay well clear he said, wise words indeed

PHD, that is hilarious! If you are posing as being successful you don’t then say you need the money for rent they are so clueless. Surely FL would have taught her fake it till you make it.

@DecemberGal

For MLMs empowerment of women they do use a lot of male gurus. See Yawns latest. No psychologist but what gives?

Who else read his name as “Hunphrey?

Yawn says she put the wrong time on the poster advertising their training session which will hundoubtedly turn out to be yet another riveting monkey-see-monkey-do training session. Sign me up Hunphrey!

Castle is deflecting her children on grandparents again. I thought she didn't want to miss any moments. She's missed a few this year already... but she definitely needs another break the day after coming back from her holiday.

Sheesh

What happened to the quad bike that was a Xmas present to Castles eldest and was driven down a country lane. Gasps of horror on MN ensued.

Probably in the garage next to the peleton, the 10k a day steps, the podcast a day, the get fit for summer programme etc

I don't want to be mean but no way has Yawn lost over 3 stone, I reckon a stone and a half at most, I'm a similar height to her, I was overweight (similar sort of figure too) and lost 3 stone and it's very noticeable when you lose that amount, especially in the face and I'm not seeing that in her at all, and all this since January? Come off it...

Wouldn't a stone a month (which is what she's claiming) be considered an unhealthy weightloss anyway ie. too quick so likely to go straight back on?

Yes it would, the body likes slow changes in weight loss which is why experts say 1-2lb a week at the most if you want to keep the weight off, anymore than that then you're more likely to put it straight back on.

Castle says people will be in shock at her announcement - surely not leaving FL?!

Castle is ALL OVER Salon's FB posts at the moment. Seems a bit odd.

I wonder how much of Yawn’s weight loss can be attributed to Photoshop?

If Castle is going to knock Forever Living on the head it wouldn’t come as a great surprise.