MLM Bot Watch 70!

[MarchXX]

New fred...

Living the dream in a house with a rotting roof and an old caravan up on cinder blocks on the driveway...

I see Broke is off to Spain with his kids.

I do wonder how he can afford this when he's clearly skint most of the time

I also wonder who on earth is going to keep an eye on them whilst he gets into the holiday spirit and indulges in the cheap booze

Novowels is now doing Avon

NoVowels did MaryKay prior to FL. In the real world I don’t think such a CV would be appealing to employers.Has she not been aware of the current crisis?

So NoVowels has left FL? I wonder what Nurse is up to, I can't see anything she does..

I think Novowrls has Avon as a side hustle to her side hustle

Side hustle on her side hustle, classic!

Two bits on the side? Where does she find the energy? She must have very deep pockets of time, lots of nooks and her crannies must be enormous.

Yawn is desperately trying to recruit again - non stop isn’t it

@Spongebobette

Yawn is desperately trying to recruit again - non stop isn’t it

Everyone in Worcestershire must have been recruited by Yawn by now, there can't be anyone left!

Me! She's not got her grubby mitts on me yet and I'm in Worcestershire.

In fact I saw her the other day in the white Rangey. Its always Mr Yawn driving when I see them.

@NormalForNuneaton

Me! She's not got her grubby mitts on me yet and I'm in Worcestershire.

In fact I saw her the other day in the white Rangey. Its always Mr Yawn driving when I see them.

Good! And long may it continue!

Does she resemble her photos @Wintersgirl? I can’t help but wonder if the White botmobile has a ladder on its roof.

@BSintolerant

Does she resemble her photos *@Wintersgirl*? I can’t help but wonder if the White botmobile has a ladder on its roof.

It probably does have a ladder! But NormalForNuneaton might be able to answer your question, it's something I'd like to know to!

@BSintolerant and @Wintersgirl

It's a bit difficult to tell when someone is in a vehicle but let's just say I didn't think "oh wow her face is so much slimmer/changed shape".

I'm always just struck by the hair and make-up which together with the white Rangey and personalised number plates just screams "look at me" in a tacky, blingy way IYSWIM.

Sorry - my pig tit fingers tagged the wrong poster!

Very interesting NormalForNuneaton! I wonder why she’s never in the driving seat? Can she not reach the pedals? Will my question invoke the Law of Reaction?

Because she’s always filming!

I think it's the MLM version of a drive-by shooting scenario, he's at the wheel and cruises around until she spots a victim and 'Bang!', she springs into action with her bot kit...

Ah, she’s one of those bots who doesn’t “live” and drive - how novel!

The thought of Yawn springing from the botmobile with her bot kit disturbs me. It’s like an episode of Batman … or Botman where Mr and Mrs Yawn are both Robin. BANG!!! POW!!! LADDER!!!

What’s in a ‘bot kit’? What must a bot never leave the house without?

Designer handbag
Business cards
Plastic A4 wallets full of leaflets
Car keys with big fob showing it’s an expensive car
Footballer’s wife manqué clothes

You forgot the ladder Sponge!

Dammit

I reckon I’m fairly safe from bots. I don’t do makeup and my hair is clippered to a grade 2. Don’t think I’d ever look glam enough to be one 😂😂

Its always Mr Yawn driving when I see them

It’s always my impression that Mr Yawn is doing all the driving, hogging the stepladder about, scurrying around doing DIY on the cheap, probably scurrying around trying to earn money on the quiet and generally acting as a prop for Yawn’s fictional successful business. I think he does what he’s told.

I know someone who lives very, very close by and she can’t work out where Yawn HQ is and thinks the thatch is operating under a pseudonym so that no one can work out the truth of ownership.