MLM bot watch Thread 68

[Spongebobette]

New thread
Same old story

MLMs prey on people and rinse them

Here we expose the lies

Yawn going on about alcohol again.🥃🍺🍸🍻🍹🍻🍷🍾
Houston we have a problem.
Seems she has been clearing out the cupboards again. I note the majority of products are lip balm, deodorants ,toothpaste wonder why?

I see Lanzabot and her daughter have opened a restaurant.

Maybe the joint business they had before (which I could ever quite work out what it was ....the usual spew of words that suggest mentoring/coaching/residual income bollocks) wasn't as lucrative as they hoped and they realise that the FL ship is sinking fast.

Yawns had a "very grown up important vip meeting". Who on earth in a real business describes a meeting as "grown up"?

Do you remember when Yawn claimed to have been invited to be a school governor on the grounds of her business expertise? She uttered the words “grown up” then too. Strange how she’s never mentioned being a governor since.

I’m in the group where Uber has been setting the “12 days of Xmas challenge” which involves selling as many lip balms as you can however there was an incredible prize for the person who sold the most……a forever living dressing gown.

Would the fact that said dressing gown is lightly soiled by being worn by someone from the Global Leadership Team add value in the receiving bot's mind?

I remember the days when the prizes were trips abroad and suchlike. One bot set her team a challenge and the incentive was a holiday in Greece which is a far cry from the Dressing Gown of Doom, lightly soiled and garnished with a whiff of desperation. Her friend won it (yes, that’s what I thought). Neither of them are involved with Forever Fibbing anymore.

Poor old Nurse was gushing over a FL towelling robe that Yawn gave her for ‘being consistent’ or ‘achieving a challenge’ or some rubbish like that
It will have been something Yawn picked up on one of her FL hotel stays in the good old days and she regifted it
Still, Nurse got plenty of social media content out of it ooohing and aaahing and going on about what a generous company etc etc

Btw what’s this obsession on Insta stories with opening boxes/ unwrapping shopping ? Yawn has joined the bandwagon

Lanzabot’s daughter in her restaurant vids is trying so so hard to be very perky and upbeat

Not sure a restaurant would be my business of choice post Brexit and post pandemic to be fair.
Tough run ahead, even for the well established ones.

Castle took her son to a Christmas event, tea with Santa hen it turned out she hadn't even booked it 😆 great use of the planner right there!

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

Castle took her son to a Christmas event, tea with Santa hen it turned out she hadn't even booked it 😆 great use of the planner right there!

The son that was projectile vomiting yesterday? (in fact both of them were)

What about the 48 hr rule that they have in schools and workplaces these days

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

Castle took her son to a Christmas event, tea with Santa hen it turned out she hadn't even booked it 😆 great use of the planner right there!

£17 a month, and she will teach you how to be organised. The irony

Great work spreading the lurgy Castle

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

Castle took her son to a Christmas event, tea with Santa hen it turned out she hadn't even booked it 😆 great use of the planner right there!

Did she stamp her feet and shout "do you know who I am?"

@Twentytwentyhindsight yes pretty much

Because she had paid for a big event there recently they accommodated her and the sicky child even with no booking 🤮 I feel sorry for the other customers. What a brat she is.

That Santa experience is also a minimum of 4 people. Probably why she didn't book it as there was only two of them and she winged it instead

Castle has now booked a cottage thing at the same venue. She did the same blindfold thing to her son when they arrived. He looked distinctly unimpressed 😆 Bruv is there too.

Did you know
If you look up 'entitled' in the dictionary, there’s a picture of Castle
(Cross referenced to another entry ‘exploiting your kids for clicks’)

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

Castle has now booked a cottage thing at the same venue. She did the same blindfold thing to her son when they arrived. He looked distinctly unimpressed 😆 Bruv is there too.

I hope they’re not going to do any hob dancing during their stay in the cottage.

The only reason Forever Living HQ send our the (teeniest tiniest cheapest available) Fortnum’s hampers to top bots is so they can blast them all over their social media and gush about how generous the company is
Look, if they were generous they’d pay you an actual salary with holiday pay, pension and sick pay
No that’s not even generous it’s just BASIC

Homeschool has reappeared on FB and has done a Live about coming out and getting a proper job - all good stuff … but … there’s a reason she’s returned to FB and it’s to say there are things she misses about NWM and though she won’t be recruiting again she has a great mate who helps people with their “limiting beliefs” and she is going to join him to coach people who are in NWM. Oh dear . Let’s hope her proper job which sounds admirable and is helping people back into employment does not get tainted by MLM coaching.

Hmm wonder if it’s with her ex, the dungareed guru

How does a person who is so F*** up get a job with vulnerable people.
Like her NWM days I suspect some embellishments.How did she pass a DBS?

@Spongebobette

Hmm wonder if it’s with her ex, the dungareed guru

I think she says he's in Australia so not weird Willy.