MLM bot watch Thread 68

[Spongebobette]

New thread
Same old story

MLMs prey on people and rinse them

Here we expose the lies

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But she helpfully share LS a photo of the ‘wall of fame’ so we can see who was invited

Not divided up into Managers and Super Soaring bots etc though, wonder why

It was helpful! Interestingly around 70% of those I searched for posted nothing about it on their public Facebook pages and didn't appear to go at all.

Those that did are gushing about 'best night EVER!'

It's also reminded me of ManBot. How come Man bot never features in these things or any trainings or Success days? Doesn't he get huge bonus cheques every year? A quick check of his FB shows he does a video every so often about leadership from various expensive locations and seems to be able to get away with looking like a shipwreck castaway. Interesting that he never mentions FL at all.

In the old days that list would have been divided into sections so the tip top bots could see themselves at the top of the list and others ‘recognised’ for whatever rank they’d achieved. Forever Living like to put people in rank order

But they chose to put it in alpha order without even a bracketed but to denote rank

Which makes me think there were a load of lowly bots who’d scraped Manager mixing with a few top bots who were invited to make the event more high profile

But only a few had hotel rooms paid for and it looks like big everyone on the list turned up

Still puzzled about Yawn; her BFF was pictured boarding the bus to the hotel with a gaggle of other bots. I wonder why Yawn was not there exploiting the opportunity for more lives and bots for her social media.

*bits for

Urgh multiple typos, sorry

I see Uber's sister was on the list but her Facebook has been made private (apart from a few Uber wedding photos) for a while now and I didn't see her on anyone's photos.

Wonder if she's basically given up on it now, especially now she's got her clothing business with her BFF .

I suspect her name will still crop up on lists though as she's probably quite handy for Uber to use for her own benefit/rank.

Ah yes and also Uber’s mum who appears in lists but is mostly just a useful conduit for Uber to channel stuff through to boost herself

I have the suspicion that Yawn seriously regretted her choice of outfit once she got there, highlighted by the photo of her with BFF where she's placed her hand completely over her cleavage.

Black Friday stock clearance = got to flog off all this stock we bought to qualify for rank/ impress upline/ join in with a ‘challenge’

For no profit probably

Talking of Black Friday, there is some serious flogging off of Totally Shit Life products going on. Most at the bottom are oblivious or totally believing the excuses they’re being given as they’re encouraged to “smash it!” Because TS is going to be amazing in 2022 - it’s just so cruel. Those at the bottom are still trying to sell all the Supanova they’ve already bought but with 5 of the top bots quitting last week there is starting to be some real urgency through all the ranks.

One top bot has a new “exciting” opportunity she is revealing to all. What do the people at the bottom of the pile do when the uplines jump ship? They’re still stuck with all the product whether they follow to another MLM or not I guess.

Messiah has clearly given the top bots a script because they’re all saying how wonderful he and Mrs M are and that it’s just the time was right blah blah blah (pretty much identical words). How many will pop up at Urban Retreat - all 5?!

And so it can to pass that the Essex-based God left Messiah to carry the can while he made off with the disciples, who brought with them great sacks of newly laundered gold coins.

It looks like a few people standing around in a car park not sure what to do with themselves

Dogging?!

@YouokHun, any clues on the 5 bots who have jumped ship? I’ve been trying to follow the TS life car crash, but many top bots have made their profiles private so not easy.

Well well well, a health scare made Yawn give up the booze, but it's ok, turns out it's only high blood pressure. She says she's still not drinking, how long will that last I wonder?

High BP is not good

I often wonder why more top bots don’t suffer with that or stress due to having to live a lie/ push themselves and others every minute of every day/ worry about the future

I've got high blood pressure and am medicated for it, I'm only slightly older than Yawn, however mine is a symptom of something else. Yawn claims that she is as healthy as healthy can be as hers is hereditary.

I know one for sure @FranceTeam; second name is the same as Janet’s male playmate in the old series of children’s books and her first name is the same as the Anglo-American actress who starred in Captain America. She’s just announced she’s going to Isagenix.

The other top bot who has gone very quiet has the same surname as the author of Alice in Wonderland and chooses to disguise her first name (can’t think why) using the initials you might use if you were called Sally Jennifer. The identities of the others I’m not sure but definitely 5 have gone and no doubt more are scrabbling around seeing what other scam wants their downline.

Thanks @YouokHun! Managed to work out the first one, though no idea who Janet from an old book is!

Anyway, what a weird profile. There is the video saying she is leaving right above a post boasting about recruiting someone into ts life and what a great decision that person made from only six days ago! How pissed off must that person be?

An easier way for me to describe would be: Roy from Corrie’s dead wife, and the 4th canonical gospel.

Sorry about the dodgy clues @FranceTeam! Something tells me I’m ancient compared with everyone else here. If you were born in the 1960s you’d have read Ladybird Peter and Jane books or Janet and [Bot surname] books when learning to read. I think your clue is better than mine; a reference to the 4th canonical gospel so much more relevant to Messiah.

Anyway, yes the threads are interesting, one moment it’s TS forever and moments later “I have taken the decision to move on, it’s not been a quick or easy decision”. It may not have been easy but it was definitely quick and not really a decision at all, but OK. I think the worst thing is there are people signing up to TS Life today hoping to make money for Christmas and those same bots who are exiting TS are encouraging those sign ups, wishing them luck etc. The ones I’ve seen sign up today and buy their Supanova look like money is really tight for them

Gotta love a ‘going live to clarify a few things’
‘My inbox is literally exploding’ ‘I joined a new company after doing all my research’

Can anyone spot Yawns latest lie just posted?

Yawn’s right about one thing: it’s “Incredible.”

Shout out to anyone who knows me IRL

I would not welcome or be grateful for the gift of an aloe lip balm in a plastic bauble or, in fact, any Forever Living products - however attractively packaged

No one here knows me IRL though so that was pointless 🤣

FLP tat would be better suited to Secret Satan. 😈🔥