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MLM Botwatch 55

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Spongebobette · 26/11/2019 11:07

Yes, thread 55 in a long series!
Thinking of joining an MLM? Forever Living? NuSkin? Younique? Valentus? One of the cryptocurrencies, weight loss coffees or travel agencies?
Read these threads first!
The vast majority of people who join an MLM actually LOSE money.
You don't have a business when you join an MLM, you are an unpaid rep.
On these threads you will find lots of examples of how 'uplines' lie to hook you in and keep you spending your own money.
You should also inform yourself by looking at
botwatch.blog/
ellebeaublog.com/
mlmtruth.org/
on Facebook, MLM Lies Exposed

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Cacacoisfarraige · 11/12/2019 19:03

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hunzuncovered · 11/12/2019 19:09

@DoraExplorer99 her parents buying them homes, bailing her out of failed salons and buying her new premises several times... yeah they helped her buy her way to manager.

I was about 4 levels down from them and the first manager in my upline made it in in 7 weeks.

She spoke too much, her story started getting longer. She was a home beautician, her husband (a very popular roofer in Cardiff) was about to buy her a £35,000 machine that would have her standing out from other beauticians and then she joined FLP.

In just 7 weeks she hit manager (with a team I met that was incredibly small and struggling) her lifestyle totally funded by her husbands successful business.

He never got her the machine... but she had an AWFUL lot of products, c9s and the next level boxes. Then 5 members admitted to me she paid for extras through them to 6CCs each.

Oddly enough you can't keep paying 5 team members a month to keep your spot at manager level, it all started collapsing for her, then her upline who's husband went back to work, her upline vanished and then the couple started doing other stuff.

His business page only gets likes from his wife and brother in law and her publishing company couldn't survive outside of hunnage.

I realised I was surrounded by liars who would show us how to lie. I was 'disowned' at the point of asking "did you lie to recruit me?"

Spongebobette · 11/12/2019 19:51

@Constantlurker you did very well to LOL and not grab her by the throat and strangle the life out of her!

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Constantlurker · 11/12/2019 20:05

Oh it was brilliant. It was said in a tone of 'if only you'd just listened to me before and shoved my protein shake down a toddler your baby wouldn't be in hospital'. Followed up with 'you should give her garlic too it has healing properties, you mustn't be giving her enough variety in her diet'. I very much told them in no uncertain terms to FTFO.

willdoitinaminute · 11/12/2019 20:39

Yawns vegan breakfast contained some suspiciously non vegan scrambled eggs🙄 or have I missed the memo saying eggs are now acceptable vegan food.

willdoitinaminute · 11/12/2019 20:43

My mistake it’s scrambled tofu🤮.

nakedavengeragain · 12/12/2019 04:45

Sorry, BA don't nor do any other airline allow you to pay for an upgrade then decide there aren't enough seats once on the plane.
Just doesn't happen. Pull the other one yawn.

nakedavengeragain · 12/12/2019 06:42

Nurse has posted that she's gone over November's CC's by 0.5 CC's. "WHOOOOP!"

She signs off with 'Keep selling!' To you and your mum? Isn't this just the result of the job lot of aloe she bought after running out?

Gotmychocolateimgood · 12/12/2019 07:16

Nurse has a cold. All the FL huns are jumping on her post to recommend FL products. Bee pollen for immunity, gelly on soles of feet.

Looks like the drinking gel doesn't have magical immunity powers after all.

akittencalledjesus · 12/12/2019 07:44

Again? She was thoroughly bunged up 2-3 weeks ago.

Says a lot for the benefits of all the crap she ingests.

Nurse quite literally clinically proves that Forever Living Products make you more susceptible to the cold virus.

Spongebobette · 12/12/2019 08:47

Hang on I thought that drinking aloe gloop every morning boosted your immune system??

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CodenameVillanelle · 12/12/2019 09:01

Yeah sponge but she'd probably have had a much worse cold if she hadn't been drinking gloop now wouldn't she!

akittencalledjesus · 12/12/2019 09:35

She'd have full on flu, don'tchaknow.

All hail the gloop!

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 12/12/2019 10:07

I wonder if Yawn's virtual Aloe Lounge will have a virtual proper plumbed in toilet or will it be a virtual camping toilet and virtual jug of cold water for authenticity?

Scarfaceclaw21 · 12/12/2019 14:02

One of my friends has become an arbonne bot. Alot of bikini pics in sunny places talking about tribe. I actually thought I might have been part of 'tribe' after helping her through a relationship breakdown and career problems. But nope, she is living her best life...I am no longer in favour because I don't want to do it. Apparently I would be perfect! (nope, I have several health problems to not exactly someone to be held up for example.

One thing I really don't get, is why do the bang on about how mlms help you to spend time with your kids, only to spend all their time on trips to far flung places, without said children?

I have no query with people spending time apart from their kids but they literally contradict themselves on a daily basis.

JackDelaney · 12/12/2019 14:15

Wow, the Bikiniprenuer has gone full on total scammer...she's boasting a "proven forumlar" to help people make money online. Trying to charge $997 for her FREE* marketing methods..(slight contradiction there).
If that wasn't scammy enough there's pictures of people larking around in exotic locations living the highlife just to prove it's all legit. SMH.

Spongebobette · 12/12/2019 14:24

these block absorption of calories from fats, carbs and sugars BUT they also help the morning after drinking - winner winner

designed to regulate the body's blood sugar levels which contributes to normal metabolism

£33 = no brainer

WHUT

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fromdownwest · 12/12/2019 14:33

@spongebobette - wow. That’s quite something, FL?

Literally revolutionary - someone has found a way to have a zero energy output from a burned calorie.

Nobel prize anyone?

MLMsuperfan · 12/12/2019 14:35

Bikinipreneur is one of the more dangerous ones I feel. She does attraction marketing a lot better than PhD for example. She is really going in for the rinse with those prices. Hope she doesn't find many victims.

Spongebobette · 12/12/2019 14:35

Yes their lean tablets or some shit like that
Copied from Nurse’s page

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Shhhhh223 · 12/12/2019 15:26

Bikiniprenaur is a new one to me I think, any clues? Is she FL or one of these new styled lifestyle gurus?

Norma27 · 12/12/2019 15:30

Does nurse go running?! Or just another cut and paste?

Spongebobette · 12/12/2019 15:32

Oh definitely a cut and paste

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9dartfinish2nd · 12/12/2019 16:46

@Scarfaceclaw21

Sadly your friend will have already been subjected to the mantra that anyone who doesn't support her or want to join her team is a negative influence, Don't be surprised if you find yourself on the outside looking in for a while until the penny finally drops, hopefully the friendship you had wiil eventually recover.

MLMsuperfan · 12/12/2019 17:09

There's a great comment on Nurse's "block calorie absorption" claim post.