MLM Bot Watch 52: The continuing saga

[Jasmin82]

Continuing on from previous threads.
BBC documentary:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p076n2hg

• changes in body shape

Uber and Castles mate - to be fair they look like the genuinely do smash it in the gym. Castle bestie especially, actually a really great form on her deadlifts. Clearly had good instruction. Credit where credit is due.

However, it is the deadlifts giving her that shape not gloop

The one thing i.m pleased to see about uber is she looks her age. She hasn't had the work some other bots have had. She is also being honest about how she has lost weight.

Yawn is just laughable. Keeps doing the same thing over and over again while gaining weight.

You get too thin and the medical profession help you, you want to lose weight you are told just to eat less. With too thin it is assumed you need mental health help as to why you can't eat. No such luck if you want help eating less.

You just get labelled as greedy and lazy. Though that's also what bots like Yawn imply by saying that you keep the weight of with the C9. So if you put the weight back on it's your fault.

I wonder how many C9's yawn has done over the years?

I have thought a long time that a lot of people who are overweight and are constantly trying crash diets have some mental health issues or stress that they're relieving by comfort eating. I do it myself when I'm stressed and I'm on the slim side, so I'd imagine people like Yawn must do it an awful lot. It's a shame it's not picked up and recognised before they go down the destructive path of cleanses and detoxes.

I know someone who spent many years from childhood doing crash diet after crash diet. Then she would put the weight on and more. Counselling and surgery after her weight became dangerous to her health worked for her.

Why is counselling not offered sooner for weight issues? Why wait until it becomes a serious health issue? It doesn't make any sense to me. It would save the NHS money in the long term.

Uber is definitely dishonest, one of the worst, she bought her level 3 cheque. She is a scammer and one of the worst. She has wrecked countless lives.

The only decent thing she is doing is not portraying fake looks in front of her girl children.

Other than that she is trash.

Scottish Yoga Bot is on the C9 too. So all the Bots have spent the whole Summer eating shit and drinking loads, now they're all back on the right track with eating healthily and making a big change. Until the next time they fall off the wagon and need to push C9s for more CCs

I'm surprised Yoga Bot hasn't been more successful and made more of by FL as a poster girl.

She's a striking looking woman, stylish, with a great body and the picture of health.

If I saw 2 stalls next to each other selling health and wellbeing products, ones manned by Yoga Bot and one by Yawn I know which I would be tempted by.

I don't know what Yoga Bot is like as a person but maybe she's not quite as ruthless when it comes to recruiting or the hard sell?? Or does she run a successful yoga business too so limited on time??

Yawn has done a flashback to her holiday office, next to the pool with her laptop working.

I live in a different area of the country so it might just be a local dialect thing, but here, the word holiday means that you do nothing except rest and have fun, you don't work.

Summer holidays can be a nightmare trying to get hold of people as they are on holiday, which in my part of the country, means they are not working.

In her part of the country it must mean carry on working.

Sarcasm aside, if she didn't take her laptop, if she didn't spend a lot of her time while there working, her business would suffer immensely. She can't afford to take any time off as she needs to keep recruiting and getting her downline to buy shit to keep her cc's up.

Ah yes, this business fits into the books and crannies of your time
But you need to treat it like a business not a hobby
You can replace a full time income by working round your family life
But it takes 3-5 years to build a business

• nooks and crannies

Just 15 hours a week is all it takes to harass everyone you know about the aloe gloop!

Yawns latest post about exam results do not “defy” you The irony!

My MLM bingo card is complete!

Yawn didn't pass her exams so it doesn't matter if you do as you can always do what she does.

She never went to college but it says in her about thing that she studied business at a named college.

PHD is absolutely desperate for people to sign up for her coaching thing. She says someone has but I don't think anyone has.

Who in mlm has £3K to spare?

I just told my child who will be getting their GCSE results next week that it doesn't matter if they pass or fail as MLM is an option.

"Eff off" was the answer I got.

My older child was meant to get course results yesterday and didn't bother to go get them so don't know how they did. They finished the course and their uni place was dependent on that not what they got.

It is true you don't need good results to get on in life but joining an mlm is a terrible career choice.

They're are so many options that doesn't include selling your soul to network marketing.

So she won’t care if her son fails his GCSEs then

Just watched a few mins of PhD bot’s latest live. . I really couldn’t stomach more than that. It’s what my husband would call ‘dire shite’

You know she will blame the school if he did.i hope he does well enough so he can do what he wants to do next.

I can still remember my friends parents screaming at her about her english language result. She excelled at everything else but her brain just didn't work with english language stuff.

She's an accomplished musician now, that's where her talent is, and her talent is amazing.

My local FL bot is asking for eco friendly present ideas for her DC. Completely missing the point that she's flogging unnecessary products wrapped in plastic and flying to various trainings / global rally / Castle's Lanzarote villa which isn't exactly environmentally friendly.

Has Yawns been buying knock-off holiday mementos from the beach traders?

There's no way you'd buy a belt for nearly £300 and not check the size guide FFS. If you were stupid enough not to check first and it was too small when it arrived you'd send it back.

Does she expect people to believe this shit?

Broke's bragging about getting fat lip from picking a fight with bouncers while too pissed to remember.

He screams class, that one...

Broke got beaten up by bouncers yesterday. He was so drunk that he doesn't remember any of it, but he knows he was definitely being a hero because a mate has told him.

So someone so drunk they remember absolutely nothing was totally being a hero and was in no way being any trouble at all.

LOL just dipped into Nurse’ live product launch at about 22 mins in and she’s saying the gel tastes bad

Dearie me