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MLM Bot Watch 52: The continuing saga

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Jasmin82 · 16/07/2019 22:21

Continuing on from previous threads.
BBC documentary:
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p076n2hg

OP posts:
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Whiterangey · 11/08/2019 12:03

£3,197 for PHD'S coaching thing.

You get extras if you pay in full by September 8th, including an essential oil kit.

Doubt anyone will sign up for that

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 11/08/2019 12:09

£3,197?! Shock

You're shitting me?!

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 11/08/2019 12:11

That does include business class return flight to Australia, 4 star AI accommodation and hire car for a month right?

MLMsuperfan · 11/08/2019 13:03

Can you imagine paying £3,197 just to listen to the same old shit she spouts in her lives?

Whiterangey · 11/08/2019 13:05

You get some 1:1 calls with her, and you get added to an exclusive facebook group.

Don't forget the oils as well.

There will also be group calls, but there will be no more than 20 on those calls at a time.

She really expects people to sign up for this. The women she is targeting haven't got that kind of money.

fromdownwest · 11/08/2019 13:47

Haha haha - oh PHD, you are the gem that keeps on giving!

Where in your inane waffly vacuous little mind do you think you have enough business acumen to even justify charging 10% of that figure?

Waffle, errmmm, errr, hair flick, slay your sabotage, I used to earn a million pound a a day, errrr, etc

Whiterangey · 11/08/2019 15:11

It's all the self belief crap. You could likely brainwash me into believing I could run my own business, MLM or a proper one. I can't, I haven't got the skill set necessary. There is not something lacking in me, that just isn't where my strengths lie.

The same way that I don't have the self belief to be an actor/singer/dancer. If I had true self belief that I could be a singer i'd be one of those people they mock on the x-factor or whatever for singing their heart out badly without ever having realised that they can't sing. It's better to be a realist about some things.

You also don't want me to perform a medical procedure on you, no matter how much self belief I have.

It's a load of bollocks, it's all about brainwashing.

She wants them to pay over £3k and then join her essential oil shilling business. She has to price the course that high because she is likely broke, she is earning no other income. She has left FL so no income there, and I imagine she is paying out more than she is earning with the oils.

There is a long list of things that i do fantastically well, so I focus on them as that is where my talents are. If I really wanted to run my own business i'd start out by seeking out some education regarding how to go about it. Proper education about profit, loss, taxes, and everything else.

Spongebobette · 11/08/2019 17:26

I have decided to stop self-sabotaging and to believe in myself.

I am setting myself up as a dentist; please book yourself in with me and my confidence and self belief will ensure that you’ll get great treatment. Tell your friends!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 11/08/2019 17:45

@Spongebobette - I am so taken with your self-belief that I will pay you £3,197 to mentor me over the course of a zoom call.

I will then invoke the Law of Attraction to promote myself to neurosurgeon.

DownThePan · 11/08/2019 17:49

Apparently 1-to-1s are never offered in group coaching sessions. But for only 3 grand, you get an individual session in hair flicking! Don't forget about the limited bonuses. EEEEK!!!

DownThePan · 11/08/2019 17:52

WTF is a funnel?

Spongebobette · 11/08/2019 17:54

@Twentytwentyhindsight

I am now acutely aware of my worth and therefore will be expecting the universe to provide me with much larger amounts than that. I know that all I have to do it to visualise an amount and it will become a reality. I am currently visualising a multiple six figure amount.

Whiterangey · 11/08/2019 18:14

I am pleased to see so much personal growth being accelerated here. I've seen so much self sabotage going on among the posters here and i'm happy to see you've all worked on that.

Well done!

Spongebobette · 11/08/2019 18:54

Thanks for the recognition @whiterangey! I never get that in my J.O.B

Whiterangey · 11/08/2019 19:42

No problem @Spongebobette

You are on fire and smashing it! I think this month you should go for assistant vice supervisor monarch butterfly. If you just push yourself a little bit more and get those few extra CC's, you can do it!

Don't forget your personal purchases count towards your CC's, so throw out everything you own and replace it! You can always sell things if you need money to replace everything.

I personally sold my soul, I got a team in one of the poorest areas of the world in return, so don't let anything hold you back!

SnoogyWoo · 11/08/2019 20:32

Just looking at PHD website and read this, sign me up Grin

“Finally getting real momentum in your business, breaking through your own barriers and treating your loved ones to a celebratory meal as you watch your income grow and grow!”

Spongebobette · 11/08/2019 20:33

I am humbled and blessed @whiterangey, to work alongside such amazing people who lift me up and empower me

By the way thank you so much for the card and flowers that you sent me for doing all that I do

Spongebobette · 11/08/2019 21:24

Yawn's had 3 week off, apparently, and is starting ANOTHER C9 tomorrow and is getting back to business

It's like Groundhog Day

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 11/08/2019 21:34

Funny how Yawn's holiday wasn't splashed across her facebook pages.

Surely if you had some super-duper luxury, exotic family holiday then attraction marketing would lead you to post wondrous photos of it on fb

Hmm Confused.

Whiterangey · 11/08/2019 21:56

She has put on so much weight, you can tell by her chest. No collar bones or whatever you call them visible and the amount of fat over them keeps getting thicker. Hence you can tell when someone isn't as thin as they want to make out even when they only post carefully posed photos of their top half.

I think that those are unhappy with their weight should follow Jameela Jamil. Much better for your body than a C9.

Not only is the C9 bad for you, the message it is giving out that thin is best is even worse.

Why does Yawn desperately want to be thin to the point a tummy tuck is on her goal board.

Jigsawpuzzle · 11/08/2019 22:26

Has Yawn been in a time warp or been hacked as there has been bizniz posts in that time.
Surely no reputable hacker would touch MLM . Maybe it’s a new apprenticeship scheme.

CodenameVillanelle · 11/08/2019 22:26

Yawn has posted holiday pics and stories on Instagram

DownThePan · 11/08/2019 22:38

Does Uber’s promotion to Diamond Sapphire make her the same rank as Bloodsucker?

PS Yawn’s weight not relevant to the Anti-MLM discussion other than to prove C9s are a load of bollocks which we all know already as it’s just another fad diet

Cacacoisfarraige · 12/08/2019 07:59

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Spongebobette · 12/08/2019 08:55

The C9 is the flagship 'hero' product for Forever Living, so the bots push it regularly. If they can flog a couple a month it really helps with the CCs.

Also, fits in with the 'resetting my mindset' rubbish they spout. It happens before Christmas, in January, in the Spring, before summer holidays, after summer holidays. 'I've overindulged / need to get into my little black dress/ need to get into my bikini's

If it really re-educated your eating habits you'd only ever need to do it once. But it doesn't, of course, it just makes you spend over 100 quid on pills and shakes.