MLM Bot Watch 37 - Planes, Trainings and Automobiles

[Whiterangey]

Brand new thread for a brand new month.

In which this years bonus cheques will be revealed, which is my favourite time of year.

Castle's bff got over 100k lastly year. She's predicting 21-23 this year. Pretend humble? Or genuine? Should find out soon.

I think there's a lot of "expectations management" going on. Pitch it low, so the effect is that it looks much bigger when it comes along (and don't, whatever you do, make comparisons with previous years).

Some of the Dallas fb lives I've seen have been excruciatingly painful to watch - whooping, silly giggly laughter, banter between bots etc as if they're trying to convince themselves (as well as us) that they're having a great time.

(See Minion bots earlier offering to see what I mean).

Do you reckon they pipe laughing gas around the hotel or lace their food with something. They're like pissed 14 year olds.

They must be shitting themselves, knowing that how badly they are doing is soon going to be watched by their downlines and us.

I hope this encourages lots of bots to leave forever when they realise that if the top bots keep losing money, they are never going to make any.

Oh my goodness, who on earth wants to be in a massive crowd waving flags and wooping??

It must go on for HOURS too.

Not. Fun. At. All.

Am looking to see how bots try to get a good angle and do a live, being all excited and saying how wonderful it all is.

I'm struck that these "old school" forever people seem quite normal (ish).

I wonder how they feel about all the "Eeek" , "Waaa!" style of marketing now?

This is boring.

Rex is just the person who they have all made very very rich. They are just thanking their best customers.

I'm bored.

Cheques should be soon though, hopefully. Ubers friend said she had to be backstage almost 15 minutes ago. They likely know what they have got now as they will come out on stage clutching their already revealed cheques for a photo op.

If I was roomie bot, not getting a cheque I'd sneak out the back and go and have cocktails at the pool.

Guess they're not that normal. Japanese guy just "had" to have an earnings boast!

I looked at last years video earlier and the cheques start at $20k at last years one. So I reckon most of our bots will be out very near the start.

I think Yawn will be in the 20 to 30k range. Her BFF as well.

The "drink more gloop, make us more money" spiel.

Get on with the cheques!

The only way we can love the products is to consume the products and get personal experience with them.

I challenge you this year to use more aloe.

Japan is a great example of how you should consume your products.

They consume more products than any other.

So lets consume more products.

Scandinavia higher retention rates in the whole world.

We know the forever business grows when we add more recruitment

Castle just guessed her cheque between $50,000 and $105,000

Last year it was 416k

Jeez, how much of this bollocks do they have to sit through? I'd have lost the will to live by now!

How would your wife have felt, Twenty ? (I assume she's not there.)

Imagine working harder and harder every year just to see the cheque dropping and dropping - what’s the reason they seem so much lower this year? Is business really tailing off or did the goal posts get moved? Or could it be that people are wising up?

Uk Bot - £25k to £17. She's off our radar.

$112k down to $19k

A uk Bot with a drop of nearly 100k 😲😲😲