MLM Bot Watch 37 - Planes, Trainings and Automobiles

[Whiterangey]

Brand new thread for a brand new month.

In which this years bonus cheques will be revealed, which is my favourite time of year.

BREAKING NEWS

Grimsby/Cocko Bot launching June 1st. Hush hush don't tell anyone the name of course. Rumours are Bode Pro which coincides with the date according to their facebook page. Anyone any other guesses as to what the "founder" of Global Elite Team is about to launch with many of her ex Valentus minions?

Well well well. An ex-Vida bot who was big in the Crypto mining in Iceland scam that Wig & Sleaze were all over for a month or so, is now back with Vida, the crypto dream is forgotten. Although he is at pains to point out that he did “really, really well”.

Sounds like he got a good offer from the Vida CEO to come back and be the New Messiah.

Yeah, looks like Cocko’s product is not for resale yet in the UK.

Valentus Mark II

Someone has said that Forever have paid $7000 for each person who attends the global rally so that gives you a rough figure.

To go by yourself would cost a little less, 2 economy return flights, and hotel rooms can be booked at $159 a night I think it is if you haven't qualified. Of course you get none of the extras the others do and don't get an expenses card or the suitcase. The suitcase is what we all want, obviously.

I just can't imagine wanting to do that though, what a waste of money.

Room-share/tag-along bot has shared a live video of all the crazy whooping to some "twat in a hat" (thanks for that phrase whiterangey )

Although it has to be said not everyone is whooping as towards the end of the short video as the camera pans round Yawn someone can be seen checking their phone and not looking "camera ready"

The funniest bit is when room-share bot then pans back again she obviously had a moment of doubt about showing Yawn on camera again after the last time so clumsily pans up and over her

Valentus mark II is going to be interesting. I wonder how many suckers they will entice into that. I guess everyone needs to get ready to start reporting to trading standards.

Salon is up to something, I think it's still valentus, she is still active, just not publicly enough to get into trouble. I wonder if trading standards have finished with her yet. I hope not, I hope she ends up with something legal happening. She caused misery to hundreds of women.

Old poster with new name here. How is 👀 eyes has anyone chatted with him recently? I miss his input to our freds.

Is MinionBot trying to start an uprising? Yawn is gonna blow her top when she sees that video clip!

@entrepeneur she's definitely doing it on purpose now!!

Loving the Dallas Debacle, poor old Yawn has found her match in Minionbot, that cast iron heart was very subtle! I suspect Minion is trying a takeover bid on Yawns downline.

Hahahaha that cast iron heart really made me chuckle. Also seems to be a theme with bots to spread your new clothes out as wide as they stretch to take a photo and show the world your shopping haul. Who actually cares

kenny That video is the most honest thing we'll see from this wondrous event, along with the photos which have disappeared (although who knows how many screenshots are floating around the Dark Web).

One of Yawn's posts is inspired:

"When you find vegetables in America 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🤣🤣🤣"

Looks like there are plenty of vegetables attending the Forever bun fight in Dallas.

@Movedonup - I thought the stretched out shopping merely served to show how small the 'luxury' bed as...

*was

I'll tell you what, this Dallas Rally is the gift that just keeps on giving

I am very much enjoying watching the Dallas posts. They are so revealing.... standard hotel room, huge conference room in the dark during the day with someone on stage trying to whip up excitement... bots on phones trying to capture something that looks good to post to their downlnes...forced marches through a gloop factory... cheapo clothing carefully arranged on a bed and called a shopping haul..

That video is HILARIOUS when you realise the mistake and then the effort to correct it. Watched about ten times

Just found the video too. So so funny!! They all look so bored. It's definitely the wrong kind of insight isn't it

It’s first class (unintentional) trolling

This is an interesting read

www.talentedladiesclub.com/articles/fake-it-til-you-make-it-how-mlm-reps-lie-to-recruit-and-sell/

Especially the bit about Linford Christie. I can't give you a definite time on when I will stop laughing, it definitely won't be this week, and next week isn't looking so good either.

Uber has put on her facebook that she is ready to see some of her team get their cheques at Southfork, which is where the twats in hats event is being held tonight.

The rally bit isn't until tomorrow and Saturday, unless some who are really low down get theirs today.

I'm not sure what happened re:Linford. He DID attend a Christmas party but not sure why. We were later told by ex UK number 1 that he is her friend and he is thinking about FLP but we must respect his privacy and not post about it....

Awww the charidee food parcel packing has been wheeled out now!

And please, not being able to find wheat free bread in America 😂 The country that practically invented food intolerance friendly foods!