MLM Bot Watch 37 - Planes, Trainings and Automobiles

[Whiterangey]

Brand new thread for a brand new month.

In which this years bonus cheques will be revealed, which is my favourite time of year.

Ooohhhhh that's interesting! I wonder how many bots will comply though and if people realise that they shouldn't be storing their data

Yes @DoraExplorer99 hit the nail on the head as people aren't getting promotions now. The company magazine used to be full of promotions and I still get emails (although I rarely open them) and the promotions are few and far between.

I read Uber's book (well I skimmed it) as I found it really self indulgent and like story about how amazing she is opposed to giving much business advice!

You should read PhD bot's amazon book if you're bored. It's a book of short stories (biographies) by about ten different authors / bots and hers is the first story, so if you download the free kindle sample you can read hers. It's basically a load of hogwash based on her Facebook updates.

@moose23ishungry I don't know who pHD bot is.

Promotions used to be posted in magazine but since they changed the mag, I don't think they publicise promos anymore. I could be wrong? A few threads back I posted some comparison of FL months promos in 2015 compared to 2017/18. The promotions dropped immensely and this is one of the things that opened my eyes to a huge FL decline.

Did FLP not recently make the requirement for promotion considerably lower (fewer CCs and less time over which to maintain this, or something like that)?

Does anyone know if this did anything to stem the decline in promotions, or did it just piss off those that had had to do it the "hard way"?

I think Uber likely still hates them. MLM's are all smoke and mirrors, the top bots don't care about anyone else but themselves. They pretend to care, but don't. If they did they wouldn't knowingly be encouraging them to buy shit they will never sell just to make money of it.

I've also noticed how they talk about how lovely they are. I've seen Yawn do it, she will post on facebook about what a nice person she is. That is a bit odd, why would you need to state that? I hope my facebook friends know i'm a nice person based upon my actions, I don't need to tell them.

That's interesting about the decline in promotions, and that will be why they have made it easier to make manager. It's not a good look to have tables and rooms empty when you do manager events, it makes that level look unattainable so bots won't even bother trying to get it.

I thought Angel card reader bot had vanished but then I found her again and she has a just giving page set up to get her gall bladder removed, if that's the same one I am thinking of.

Looks like Yawn and BFF had a nice day yesterday shopping with I'm guessing, the preloaded credit cards from FL?

While roomie bot looked at thousands of bottles of aloe gel! 😂

Hi experts, is Bounce Life an MLM? It seems to recruit people in the same way, despite billing itself as an insurance broker. The fact that they claim to be the number one insurance broker in the UK is also distinctly suss...

Thanks- charity event saved from another MLM blagger!

Our Hero is back on Broke’s selling page. She’s called him out quite deliciously. He’s clearly not seen the reply yet, probably because the page is set up using his partner’s profile and he’s not getting notifications. Thank you Hero if you are reading this.

SSDGM Broke’s deleted the thread now!

Damn, missed it!

It's still there, in the comments on the third post of his 'biznis' page.

Oh that’s brilliant! It’s polite and factual and to the point! Hero!!

A brilliant reply, and so true on all accounts.

There isn't really a lot he can say to that, although when he sees it i'm sure he will try to.

I’ll have another look. Actually it is me under one of my many aliases. I want to ring Broke’s neck but something stops me ... somewhere under all that scammy stuff is someone trying. I wish he’d put some effort into a proper job.

There is no reply to that. There’s nothing he can say. Every MLM he has left he’s slagged off to the high heavens after saying whatever it was they were flogging had cured every single one of his “aliments” and made him Bill Gates rich.
Valentus made him a super fit gym bunny, Bounce insured everyone he knew, Xerveo took him off his meds, Organo did the same (but how he could come off meds he was already off, I don’t know), he was a one man branch of Tui with Evo and now he’s the saviour of the NHS and insomniacs everywhere by way of fucking appalling photoshop.

He needs telling. He was told.

I think he’s blocked me!

Found it.

Well, pardon you for wanting, y’know, FACTS and, erm PROOF! Why let the truth get in the way of a good bizniz!

Meanwhile, in Dallas, Yawn has accepted roomiebot's grovelling peace offering on condition she has editorial control of any posts she appears in.