MLM Bot Watch 37 - Planes, Trainings and Automobiles

[Whiterangey]

Brand new thread for a brand new month.

In which this years bonus cheques will be revealed, which is my favourite time of year.

Don't think I've come across her

I hope awesome ex-bot has spent the day smirking to herself. She is also one of the reasons that Yawn didn't make the 5k, so double smirk I expect. She appears to have been in her downline and left.

I can't help but keep going and reading that comment and Yawn's husbands reply. It is so funny, yet so simple.

What happens when they don't go? Does someone else get their cheque for them, does it still get read out on stage?

It's a free holiday to Dallas, most of it is attending stupid trainings and such, but at least it's a free holiday. She'd also get the upgrades.

Would she be the one going to an Exeter team meeting this evening while her cohorts frolic

In Texas?

Wowsers! Have you seen Bloodsucking bot and Uber's belt buckle gift.

Words like "beautiful" and "stunning" and "amazing" are being used.

Personally I would use words like "brash", "tasteless" and "cheap looking bling". It's hideous.

Good on that ex bot for leaving!

What day is cheque day?

I'd rather have a pension plan, sick pay, maternity pay and annual leave than a fugly cheap metal belt buckle!

Bizarre, she has no mention whatsoever of the Dallas do, the FLP highlight of the year.

You'd think she'd mention it, if only to cheer in her successful teamies, and give some reason or other for not attending.

I think Whiterangey is right, there is a reason for this that she feels she has to hide.

Cheque days this year are Friday and Saturday between 11am and 5pm, so that will be 5pm and 11pm our time I think.

Not sure what the cutoffs are for each day, so who gets their cheques on Friday and who gets them on Saturday.

The plane has landed. Yawn has posted a kissy emoticon in reply to her husbands comment about why she didn't fly business class.

Eeeek huns! The new inner-leaf aloe slime has 300% more ‘vitamins’ and is ‘more natural’!

How brilliant is that????

Ha ha yawn has replied!!

300%more vitamins than what? Cardboard?

And ‘more natural’ @Kenny.

You can’t argue with that. That’s Science, that is.

Bet they’re charging 300% more for all those extra vitamins and naturalness.

OMG! At Yawn's reply, that is funny. Surely she can afford an upgrade for the person she took along as well. With all her money she has that she could retire on right now, a little plane upgrade should be nothing to her.

Her BFF should also be able to afford an upgrade for her and the person she is bringing along given that she too is smashing the bizniz.

Unless she's been lying about how successful the past year has been.

Don’t forget yawn has had the past year off tho. Funny that as I thought that was her excuse last year for a smaller cheque.

Thanks for that link, Craic. Good reading - well thought-provoking reading, anyway.

@DoraExplorer99 - Fair enough, I am not massively interested in the reasons, especially if they are personal .

Just thought the whole thing was a bit curious, seeing as all other senior bots can't talk about anything else at the mo.

It is odd though as even if it was for personal problems she would have made reference to it in some way eg. I'm staying at home to be with family or it's not a good time family-wise etc and still wished her team well and said that she wished she was there too or whatever.

The complete lack of acknowledgement makes me want to know why!!!

What the actual fuck are those belt buckles about? They are incredibly ugly.