MLM Bot Watch 37 - Planes, Trainings and Automobiles

[Whiterangey]

Brand new thread for a brand new month.

In which this years bonus cheques will be revealed, which is my favourite time of year.

You’re not missing much. It’s typical low-rent MLM tosh...

Oh yes I found it on the product page when I searched for it on Facebook. Will watch it later, have missed the first ten mins or so!

What a load of rubbish.

I can't help but wonder if Salon will be one of the leaders, been wondering what she will do when trading standards are done with her. This would be right up her street.

I also want a cap.

It's seems to me that the products are generic products which you can order with your own packaging and product names on them. These products haven't been formulated by them, that takes years and millions of pounds.

I am very disappointed in that live, very disappointed.

Mrs Messiah looks very uncomfortable. Messiah reminds me of a mouthy market trader playing to a crowd of OAPs.

He also thinks Africa is a country.

Yeah, but the branding, music and production values tho...

UTTER SHITE

Now halfway through- it’s a cross between a late night shopping channel broadcast and something The Apprentice candidates might produce.

I’ve been a TV shopping presenter and trust me, neither the product nor Messiah/Mrs Messiah would ever make it on to even the lowest of low-rent channels...

The product looks like any old crap you can buy in Holland and Barrett. And bloody hell, that logo is hideous! The branding is awful. Mrs Messiah looked super self conscious throughout the whole thing sat next to the Motormouth CEO

There are companies which sell this shit and will rebrand it with whatever you want.

I could pay them a great deal of money upfront to have Whiterangey's Fatshaming shakes range. You can get supplements and other crap from the same place.

It seems they are just starting with the mint choc shake, likely due to lack of money. What a stupid idea. You would start with one that most people will like. Which is why most milkshake ranges have chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla, because those are the most popular flavours and most people will like at least one of those.

I cannot stand mint choc anything. Chocolate is my go to for shakes, but I would also drink strawberry or vanilla if there was no choc. It just wouldn't be my first pick. I'd go without a shake if my only option was mint choc. My guess is that his favourite flavour is mint choc.

As for the other supplements, a post workout supplement when most of your target market is Mum's? Yeah, because they have time to exercise, most of them can't even poo in peace, let alone find time to hit the gym.

Should do a post poo supplement then.

I had exactly the same question around the mint-choc flavour and decided that he was being stupid but thought he was being clever/unique by having a flavour no one else has.

Oh mate: there’s a reason no one else sells mint-choc flavoured shakes... bet the ownlabel company had a job lot they couldn’t shift!

I LOVE MINT CHOC CHIP! Where do I sign? I want to be a mintchocchiphunbot!

I haven't watched the live yet as my internet was dicking about (probably something to do with having two teenagers watching stuff too).

Thought I'd pop on to remind people that today is day 9 of the C9 for Yawn. Can't wait to see what claims she makes about it this time. Wonder if there will be a convenient excuse like the one she's lined up to explain away the likely smaller cheque.

I do love a mint Feast - might get one tomorrow!

@OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny oh yes I saw Yawnbot was eating two fucking bits of salmon for dinner. I am a right greedy bastard but there's no way I would plate up a mega portion and photograph it if I was trying to pretend I am eating healthily?!

Wow, what a day @OhMyGod! Truly all the scammiest planets must be in alignment!

Remind me again, what number C9 are we up to again this year so far? And how much weight have we lost/kept off through kickstarting our weighloss/resetting our metabolism/banishing cravings with the brilliant C9s?

She appears to have gained weight since her January C9. Once her glycogen stores replenish after this C9 and given that her eating habits and portion sizes will still be bad, I imagine she will continue to gain.

The thing is she hasn't got a bad body shape and doesn't look awful. That said it's her body and her choices as to what she does with it.

My problem is with her pushing the C9 as a healthy thing to do, when it is anything but that.

I think she may have poor body image, especially as all of her selfies are filtered as well.

I’ve watch the Messiah’s Second Coming (what number are we on?). He truly is a scamming wanker of the first order. He’s careful to say that his products are compliant and registered as foodstuff so has clearly learned some lessons. It’s not surprising they’re compliant as they’re clearly generic ‘buy and label yourself’ products. Maybe the Mint Choc were going cheap due to overwhelming feedback from previous purchasers that they taste like vomit? Why do people fall for this????

I think i know what the “TS” stands for ,, Total Shit!!!!

Yet another random MLM encounter today. That makes 3 DoTerra, 2 Arbonne, and 2 Scentsie in the last couple weeks.

I do love Mint Chocolate but I’m fully aware it’s not a lead flavour. Early on he was bragging about bespoke formulations, working with the experts right from the start which is clearly bollocks. He’s also really annoying me by patronising everyone calling them ‘the little guy’ again and again.

Haven't seen any before / after yawnbot pics.. funny that!

The whole C9 process has nothing to do with health or weighloss and everything to do with shifting CCs.

I see the claims are vague this time. Like someone else said, no photos, no breakdown of inches lost etc

By the way I could tighten my belt by a notch too but it doesn't mean its comfortable

😂 loads of pre prelaunch excuses already eh?