Joining Joint Account Queries, any Financial wizards out there

[GobbolinoCat]

DH has main account which I wish to join, but I am not intending on paying anything into it, nor taking anything out, we are doing it for me to have more say and control over our finances and also for the benefits like break down cover.

however i am a sahm and have nothing to pay into it....

will this stop them adding me to account? should i put something into it....or lie or what>

none of their darned business
if they get shitty, threaten to move ALL of your accounts away

I have to tick a box on the form though....

your income into the account is
(a) a 50% share of everything going in
(b) your housekeeping money that your DH sweeps through another account

I've no idea what the net balance of income between DH and myself is ( our HMRC accounts are not reality after all)

any bank that gives me a hard time gets

• reported
• dumped

good point takin peace....thanks