Tell me your weird peri-menopausal dreams

[HairLikeAMadWomansShite]

A light-hearted one... Is it just me or do you also experience intense weird dreams since entering peri or menopause?
My latest dream: I was brushing Christopher Lambert's long white hair this morning before my alarm rang... It was very intense, I still remember what his hair felt like. Please tell me it's not just me!

I've always had weird dreams though (runs in the family). Last week in Dreamland I was at a children's birthday party with the king. He was having a whale of a time in full zany granddad mode and wearing some orange trousers, which at one point slipped to reveal sky blue y-fronts with white piping 🤣 That'll be me off to the Tower then!

@SquirrelStateOfMind 😂love the details