2 months of incredibly light periods followed by 3 months of nothing. Hooray, I naively thought, maybe that's the worst of it all over.
Oh no...today I have discovered the delights of excruciating period pain (and stabbing arse pain, thanks to whoever up there decided to chuck that in as well) , but with no bleeding. Up my back, down my thighs, around my hips, literally sobbing into a cushion type pain that keeps coming and going, the type that used to keep me up all night as a teen. Poor DH has just been stroking my hair and muttering shush shush at me and looking a bit lost love him.
And I googled and apparently it's a 'thing' during peri, something to do with the womb lining continuing to thicken even though you're not having periods. For the love of all that is holy!
Next time I'm coming back as a man. I'll pay and everything if there's a choice.