COUNTDOWN TO THE XMAS PARTY - NOT LONG NOW! 1 Dec at 8pm...

[CountessDracula]

So, have put our final order in
There are 70 of us

Not had much time for this lately so...

who is wearing what?!

Have asked if we can eat at 9 that will give everyone plenty of time to get there.

oh tights thats what iv been forgetting!!

am glad to here others are bricking it too!

god only knows what im drinking have to be part sober to train home on my own at midnight!

You probably just get out more than the rest of us CD

Hope you all have a lovely time.
Would definitely try to be there if I was in the UK.

Merry christmas!

jetson - talk to CountessD, she's in charge

well I don't know WHAT to wear

I think it will be largely Primark chic with a dash of Ebay

I am hoping it will be 1. dark and you will be 2. drunk

Well, I was planning on wearing a sheer black shirt over a sparkly top with a black skirt.

Cannot do up the skirt and the washing machine appears to have eaten my shirt. It has vanished.

So now I have no bleedin' idea what I am wearing.

Shall I wear a a sack
then everyone will feel dressed up next to me

Jetson yes of course

All details here

CD think i should were a sack too!!

got a face full of spots too, why does my period take this of all days to start (only have one once every 3 months!!!!) arrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!

To assuage my nerves and incipient control freakery I have been making a list.

So, so far we have:

1. 2 mumsnetters with spots
2. 3 with colds and crusty noses
3. at least 3 who are going to spend the first 45 minutes holding their tummies in frantically
4. 1 nervous one sitting in the corner picking at a doil(e)y
5. countless more who are probably emptying and repacking their suitcases as we speak
6. 1 free spirit who doesn't care about tights
7. A pissed up rabbit
8. A gnome

I predict a riot.

a sticky pissed up rabbit

Right I am going to finish packing my bag. I have put up the tampon globe, put out the dd's ballet clothes, removed hair from legs, attempted and failed to top up mobile....................what else, what else.....there is something else?

I have to be out of the house by 8.30am or I will miss the bus, and Chippy will be left standing forlonly at Victoria Bus station, waving a sieve meekly in the air as our pre-arranged sign of identification.

Oh lord, I haven't defoliated yet

We could have a special corner for spotty birds on the blob

i've doen sod all except text my "friend" and suggest he give me a ride

that sounds rather forward of you

best crack on with it then rabbit.
I bought a new epilator with my nectar points yesterday and am very pleased with the results

i actually said

u going to give me a ride then sexy

x

but i guess in the absence of a reply i'll be getting the train

time to cut my toe nails i guess

Actually I am about to give DH a pedicure in return for him letting me use his foot spa. He is such the ponce.

SleeplessStacey - unfortunately essbee couldn't get a babysitter so isn't going to be able to make it. Such a shame but I'll talk to you!!

Oh damn, haven't managed to get my legs waxed. Mind you that should go down well with the MNWI so maybe I can join that group?

Are there any objections to bringing a camera? I'm going to be sober and fancy getting some bribery pics

right i shall look for a recycle sign! lol

anyone got any idea what to put on my badge???

oh and am i really mean sitting here ignoring the state of my kitchen knowing dh (seperated) will be looking after dc's tomo night and will clean it for me, although be thoroughly pissed off about it?!?!

Add me to the 'spotty' list.

Why does anyone care though? At least tomorrow nobody will be able to criticise anyone's spelling.

i'm bringin a camera, at least i was planning to, didnt think to ask people!

whoops - you'd need to discuss rates with my agent, he's very strict about licensed use of my image