total utter waste of space GRRR!!

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Deadbeat ex just came round to pick up DS, for all of 1 hour, and
started moaning that he is bored and has nothing to do all day except meet mates and go drinking cos he has never done a days work in 15 years, sleeps til 11 and claims dole. To top it all he suggested my new DP should provide more for our DS as he works and he (ex) doesn't?? My DP provides nearly everything as it is and is 100 times the dad he''l ever be.

Before anyone blasts me, I know. I made my bed and im lying in it. (Unfortunately not till 11 am every morning like him).I dumped him after few months, unfortunately was pregnant.

How am I seriously meant to cope with this complete and total TURDPIPE every week and hold my tongue and not bad mouth him in front of my son.

How do I not self combust in the next 12 years i have to cope with seeing him.

Anyone else with ex's THIS bad got any handy hints?

handy hints? no - but turdpipe??? tis a work of genius!!!

ive an ex whos contributed nothing in any way in 15 years - and has never been slagged off to my three kids, dont know why, just never expected anything of her so never been let down.

but still - turdpipe !!!

think its more that he thinks he'd dad of the year that winds me up. Would be better (for me) if he just p**d off, bit no, I gotta see him every week

Once I picked up my 2DS and DSS, driving back to my house.

DS - "Dad are you really going to jail?"

Me - " ... what was that?!?!"

DS - "You know are the police going to arrest you and send you to jail?"

Me - "No I'm not going to jail now what are you on about?"

DS - "Well mum says your a theif stealing money off her."

Me - "Oh no don't worry, I'm not a theif, it's just that your mother and I don't really agree on how best we both provide things for you. I think she's just angree at me ..." etc. etc.

I've got more of these ... lots more!!!

you maybe gotta see him but you dont have to converse or listen to his moans...

develop some non-committal i am not interested lines

"gotta go, kettle's boiling"

"that's nice, have a good time DS, bye"

turdpipe! deadbeat! Hilarious.

This kid doesnt need a dad around with this kind of a comedy genius as a mother

Turdpipe,