Vote Niko for mayor of London

[themen]

I don't know if anyone has heard of him here. He's a YouTuber and he's got a massive following and he's trying to be mayor of London. Please vote for him.
https://youtube.com/c/NikolasOmilana

[quote UnsolicitedDickPic]@themen I don't live in London but I'm intrigued. Are you him? [/quote]
No

@BIWI

Why would I even consider voting for someone who is simply a prankster, and who can't even be bothered to put together a manifesto?

We received the London Elects booklet yesterday, so it's too late for him to submit one now, don't you think?

People still voted for borris Johnson

What's that to do with anything?

@BIWI

What's that to do with anything?

Because niko would probably do a better job than Borris Johnson

No, of course not.
And there is no-one called Borris Johnson.

We should be trying to out Sadiq Khan. Will he get 4 more years? Or 3? He has been 5 years as mayor.

@blueangel19

We should be trying to out Sadiq Khan. Will he get 4 more years? Or 3? He has been 5 years as mayor.

Ok

What are Niko's policies on public transport, pollution, council tax, trade with the EU, policing, crime and sentencing, congestion charges, social housing, care for the elderly, education, social welfare, protection of vulnerable people...?

@Foofbrush

What are Niko's policies on public transport, pollution, council tax, trade with the EU, policing, crime and sentencing, congestion charges, social housing, care for the elderly, education, social welfare, protection of vulnerable people...?

He said he's going to making it cheaper for trains and stuff

cheaper for trains and stuff

Right. Well that's errr clear. Especially the 'and stuff'. I do love a policy based on 'and stuff'. Really gives me confidence that the person knows what they're doing. 👍

sorry if someone has asked, has there been a debate?

@LemonDrizzles

sorry if someone has asked, has there been a debate?

No

This is woeful. He sounds completely nutty, and you have absolutely no clue either.

He said he's going to making it cheaper for trains and stuff

Probably won't get round to it. Just like he didn't get round to providing his manifesto. No one wants a Can't Be Arsed mayor.

@BIWI

This is woeful. He sounds completely nutty, and you have absolutely no clue either.

I'm actually wondering if the OP might be a little younger than the usual MN demographic?

Is he going to support single-sex toilets, rape shelters etc for women?

@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn

Is he going to support single-sex toilets, rape shelters etc for women?

Of course

@themen

Can you actually spell out for us what his policies/strategies are?

[quote BIWI]@themen

Can you actually spell out for us what his policies/strategies are?[/quote]
No

[quote BIWI]@themen

Can you actually spell out for us what his policies/strategies are?[/quote]
Probably hasn't picked them out of the air yet.

I don't know why OP is getting such a hard time. I like the Animal Welfare Party for this time round but OP is right. This Niko guy can't be any worse than the ones we've already had. They've all been let downs.

@Tealightsandd

I don't know why OP is getting such a hard time. I like the Animal Welfare Party for this time round but OP is right. This Niko guy can't be any worse than the ones we've already had. They've all been let downs.

Exactly. I think people think I am being immature tbf but niko omilana is absolutely hilarious and I recommend you all watching his videos because they are funny. The guy is a a massive Internet troll

I'll be voting for Mandy Reid, leader of the Women's Equality Party. Not a prank YouTuber with no experience. I actually have to live here.

Mandu* bloody autocorrect