Lord help us, is there nothing decent at the cinema for little ones to see?

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My DD are 3 and 6 and I am not taking them to see Fantastic Mr. Fox because I suspect it's yet another 'childrens' film with a dialogue full of asides to the adults.

I won't be taking them to Rodent 2 either or whatever it's called.

Why couldn't the cinemas programme some decent classic disney or something for the mid-term break?

my dd loved fantastic mr fox. she is 6.

Hmm,
Cloudy with chance isnt on anymore.

The plot of Princess and the frog seems rather complex and according to the reviews it has scary characters.

From a movie review site:
"Planet 51 isn?t terrible, just bland and predictable as a story, though at least the humor that?s tacked onto it is gentle and unassuming, with only a scant few jokes about the presumed anal violation the alien idiot flyboy Right Stuff astronaut will inflict upon the natives."

Er, ok. That sounds perfect for a 3 and 6 yo.

I just want a nice old fashioned film with nobody trying to be smart!

Think we'll go to the museum again. Or wait till they're older...
Sob.

Hmm, Where did you see Cloudy?