My name is Ilona, I have a young boy,
he is two years old and is our pride and joy.
He's sweet, loud and messy and just loves to play,
with his cars, trains and footballs every day.
We have lots of fun but sometimes it is dull.
Our days are empty when they could be full.
I'd like my young lad to have his own young pals,
I'd I wouldn't mind a day out with the 'gals.
We must use the bus for we don't have a car,
The hotspots of Garforth are not very far.
So if you have bored cheeky monkeys too,
Drop me a quick line and I'll get back to you.
Let's go to the ball pool and take in the sights,
and swap tales of nappies and long sleepless nights
Or walk in the fields full of trees, grass and muck
so get in touch quickly 'cos I'm bored as . . . gosh darn it.