Er - hello?

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I am all alone on the friendship bench - anyone care to sit with me ? I have red wine.

any fan of red wine is a friend of mine! what is the friendship bench, anyway? cambridge local talk seems to be a bit thin!

Hello!! I think this is where we all hang out and chew gum and swig drinks and stuff!

Helloooo? I have gin (obvs!) if that's ok? And trifle, I love trifle. Bit tricky to share around mind....

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Oh I thought it was tonic that's what i always have anyway. actually i always ask for g&t so maybe gin and it is something completely different?

yes, this is what has bothered me for so many years...is it tonic...or is it something else??

well i googled it and the 'it' is sweet vermouth! sounds a bit rank actually but obviously i should try it just in case it's lush

Haha! I remember now, when i was a teenager, we went to canada and my mum asked for a Vermouth when we were somewhere - I saw her casually pour it all away and asked her why - she shuddered and whispered 'it was full of gin'. It all makes sense

Are you receiving, over?

shhhh. Yes.

Hello. I have sloe gin and gingerbread men with Ribena icing. Join me?

back with gin again! I think i may need help ..

By 'eck 'tis chilly tonight!

If I weren't up the duff I'd have that cider off you quicker than you can say Minimum Price Per Unit.

Arrived to the bench and the Gin&It a bit too late. By about 8 months. Must get this baby out, soon...

(Is this a naughty bench?)

It's wicked, Skinny. I had a small glass of wine the other day, and our haggis had liver in.

I regularly have a glass of red or a Guiness in the evenings. Relaxed mum = happy baby, and all that. But I hate liver and haggis looks downright scary!

When are you due, claerwen?

Oh good. Cheers! Due early April, so a little way behind you. Although, while my bump is apparently normal-sized, I feel so much bigger than last time that it's hard to believe I've got another ten weeks with it.

Has everyone passed out? I wanted to join in . .

sorry to but in on this friendship bench but i am looking to open a nearly new baby shop in sawston, does anyone think this is a bad idea?

Also i am looking for people to do a survey.....

Sorry David, we're all too drunk to think about that, and the ones who aren't are so annoyed that they can't be because they're pregnant that they can't think about it either. Certainly the sherry bottle hasn't left my hands since I had DS2 the other week. I'm sure I'm too drunk to drive, even if I could drive, which I can't. Is it a survey about sherry?

Thumbtack, I don't suppose you brought any crisps?