downhills, noel park, belmont, etc

[ChipsnCheese]

Quote in this week's freebie paper - Clonmell Road resident whose son is in yr 1 at Belmont: "Haringey council should consider putting pupils in nearby Downhills or Noel Park before expanding Belmont"

Ahem, lady - Clonmell Road? what's your local primary? Yes, Downhills! Then why didn't you send your son there?

This is all getting really daft!
Anyone else?

Clonmell Road as in Tottenham? Belmont's catchment area is ridulously tight, so what she done to get her child in there I would really love to know, since I'm literally a five minute walk away yet still not quite close enough!
I'm dreading these applications, I really am... Noel Park is just not an option...