I've only just discovered this place despite having posted excessively on mumsnet for a goodly while. Not using my usual posting name as I don't want outing in RL with some of the stuff I've posted.
I live in Lancaster with my two DCs, work full time and spend a lot of the rest of the time running around trying to fit everthing in.
Favourite places with the children:
Happy Mount Park
The Zone @ Greenlands Farm
New Holly Farm
The Beach (on the 3 days a year its not pissing down raining.
Williamson Park
Favouite places without the children:
Mint cocktail bar - They have a liquid M&Ms cocktail. I have a membership card!
Costa
Salt Ayre
The Motorway between Lancaster and the Trafford Centre 
Anyone else?