Clothes with daft slogans in English

[AuldAlliance]

Argh! I have just bought DS a new winter coat, as it's freezing here. I checked it(or so I thought) and decided it was inoffensive as the tiny bit of writing on the front is illegible.
I've just spotted that on the shoulder there's a badge thing with "Prestigious department of trend" written on it. It's too late to return it, he's already played like a loony in the park in it.

Why? Why? Why?

Ny favoutite was in Bangkok - very cute little girl, about eight years old, knee socks and bunches, wearing a pink t-shirt that said in large letters across the back: I'm a wanker.

BakuMum, am pmsl at that one! I can even picture it!!

My cousin sent me a toddler t shirt from Japan that says 'kids swear'

How I laughed.

I've seen a tshirt with "Make your woman orgasm".

I bought some knickers once in Thailand and they said something along the lines of "big pig farts factory" I can't remember precisely, but it was funny.