Bugger! Do I have to start stock piling HP sauce now?

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I've read in the papers that HP sauce as we know it is to be replaced by a poor pretender with less salt

I feel devastated, maybe even betrayed. YOU DON'T MESS WITH HP SAUCE.

I may have to buy up all available bottles at my nearest ex-pat type shop in the hope that they will last me my remaining years.

I saw this yesterday - tis shocking!